Hello! Am I forgotten here?
Yes?
No?
Whatever.
I love this blog because I can forget about it but it will always be there for me to rant.
Anyway, life's busy. Very busy in fact. Assignments, ICAs, boyfriend, money.
I screwed up one part of my life. I think. Oh no, two parts.
I say things I'm not supposed to.
And I spent unnecessarily.
See, y'all know what is it now.
Ta-Da!
Monday, December 1, 2008
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
I love my english romance
Homecoming by The Teenagers
[male]
Last week, i flew to san diego to see my auntie.
On day one, i met her hot step-daughter.
She’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin, and she’s really tan.
As she stepped out of her massive car,
I could only notice she was more than fuckable.
I think she was coming back from the game or something,
’cause she was holding those silly pom-poms.
One day two, i fucked her, and it was wild.
She’s such a slut.
[chorus]
[male]
I fucked my american cunt
[female]
I love my english romance
[male]
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits
[female]
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song i’ve been wanting to
[female]
Ok, listen girls:
I met the hottest guy ever.
Basically, as i was stepping out of my suv,
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest british accent ever.
Straight away, i could tell he was rocker
From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me.
Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome.
Oh my god,
I think i’m in love.
[chorus]
[male]
I fucked my american cunt
[female]
I love my english romance
[male]
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits
[female]
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song i’ve been wanting to
[male]
It was so nice to meet you
[female]
The pleasure was all mine
I do like you
Come to cancun for spring break
[male]
I’ll think about it
It could be great
[female]
And don’t forget to send me a friend request
[male]
As if
They actually played this on Lush.fm. Oh I love Lush.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Hello!
Damn lazy to type! I'll just post up some pictures and let it talk aight!
OOH Dices are so sexy.
I pierced my navel. What an ugly sight. Sorry.
Surprisingly it's more painful than cartilage piercing!
Officer Schubert Templar
Ezann and I cam whoring in MOS' toilet.
Gettin' high. High up in the sky.
O Bar's night out. Muacks baby.
Sharmain and I cam whoring in MOS' toilet.
The lighting there damn niceee la.
Handsome or whaaaat. Okay sorry,this man's picture is flooding my entry.
Haha, just kiddin' hun. Lots of loves.
One month anniversary dinner.
My successful attempt to cook Cola Chicken. *Proud* Haha.
After Company Law presentation. JENG JENG.
Raid going on. Posing WTF.
Tiong Ai Kim ? Kim Ai Tiong? Hor Cha Lin? Lin Cha Hor?
OOH Dices are so sexy.
I pierced my navel. What an ugly sight. Sorry.
Surprisingly it's more painful than cartilage piercing!
Officer Schubert Templar
Ezann and I cam whoring in MOS' toilet.
Gettin' high. High up in the sky.
O Bar's night out. Muacks baby.
Sharmain and I cam whoring in MOS' toilet.
The lighting there damn niceee la.
Handsome or whaaaat. Okay sorry,this man's picture is flooding my entry.
Haha, just kiddin' hun. Lots of loves.
One month anniversary dinner.
My successful attempt to cook Cola Chicken. *Proud* Haha.
After Company Law presentation. JENG JENG.
Raid going on. Posing WTF.
Tiong Ai Kim ? Kim Ai Tiong? Hor Cha Lin? Lin Cha Hor?
Michael. Me.
Shoe Madness!
Soooo preeeettttyyyyy.
My dad. Eating Naan. I miss him!
Shoe Madness!
Soooo preeeettttyyyyy.
My dad. Eating Naan. I miss him!
Sunday, May 25, 2008
30 minutes
It's been interesting recently. The most touching and most exciting events of 2008 has happened! Haha. No la, just exaggerating.
Life has been just "like that" and I gotta start doing something. So I started running. It's a nuisance when I just start off. I'd be thinking, "ugh, this is so annoying, I'm tired already, why did I wake up so early to run, bloody bloody bloody blah." And as I go on, I loathe the way that leads me to Japanese Garden, but the entrance to the bridge just gears me up and along with some trance and electro that are playing in my ears, I got so damn excited by just running to the beat of Benny Benassi. Then after 20 minutes, everything turns mentally challenging for me. I start to feel so thirsty like there's no water on earth, and I keep gasping for air as a result of a relapse from my asthmatic history. The beats keep going on and on in my mind, it's not working anymore! Then, I start to think about how wonderful it is to complete the run. No, it's still not working, and finally, my ultimate weapon, my auntie. I'm sure if she's here with me she'd be like "Cha Lin I'm sure you can do it, ganbatte ne Cha Lin". Finally, the display on my watch shows 30:08! *Grins* I pause, stop the music, look out for people around me, no one in sight, so I go "fuck la! foooo what the fuck man! Wooooooo!!!!" haha. I did it! K, then run to Cheers and get my reward, water! :D
Soshite, I went home and saw my auntie in the hall.
"Where did you go Cha Lin?" asked Auntie Tomoko with a smile.
"I went to run" I replied.
"Hontou? Where did you run?" said Auntie Tomoko.
"Oh same place, Japanese Garden, I ran for 30 mins! Yay. Haha." I said with excitement.
"Ahhhhh Cha Lin, that's great" she said.
So I just went back to room and do my stuff. After 10 minutes. I heard a knock on my door, and Auntie Tomoko just dashed in, weeping sorrowfully and hugged me tightly. I WAS LIKE WHAT ON EARTH COULD HAVE HAPPENED MAN! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME SOMEONE DIED. PLEEEEASE.
"Auntie Tomoko, are you okay???"
"Iee daijoubu. Cha Lin ah, Auntie Tomoko, *weeps* just just feel so ...*weeps* touched that Cha Lin actually ran for 30 minutes...We all thought you were sleeping ne Cha Lin.. *cries* then you came back from running. So much improvement ever since you started running ne Cha Lin. I'm so proud of you, I'll get you a new pair of shoes okay?"
ZADAO!!!! Man... I was so shocked that she actually said that but after a few seconds, I was overwhelmed by her sincerity and empathy. I started to have tears at the corner of my eyes. And I told my beloved aunt "... auntie Tomoko, your eyeliner didn't smudge". Haha. Both of us started laughing after that.
I really feel so thankful for her existence, she's been my inspiration and support ever since I stayed here in Singapore. Always so encouraging, positive and open minded. One in a million:)
Okay, must run for at least 45 minutes! Train train train!
Word out.
so fair!
So sharp!
So sweet:)
Life has been just "like that" and I gotta start doing something. So I started running. It's a nuisance when I just start off. I'd be thinking, "ugh, this is so annoying, I'm tired already, why did I wake up so early to run, bloody bloody bloody blah." And as I go on, I loathe the way that leads me to Japanese Garden, but the entrance to the bridge just gears me up and along with some trance and electro that are playing in my ears, I got so damn excited by just running to the beat of Benny Benassi. Then after 20 minutes, everything turns mentally challenging for me. I start to feel so thirsty like there's no water on earth, and I keep gasping for air as a result of a relapse from my asthmatic history. The beats keep going on and on in my mind, it's not working anymore! Then, I start to think about how wonderful it is to complete the run. No, it's still not working, and finally, my ultimate weapon, my auntie. I'm sure if she's here with me she'd be like "Cha Lin I'm sure you can do it, ganbatte ne Cha Lin". Finally, the display on my watch shows 30:08! *Grins* I pause, stop the music, look out for people around me, no one in sight, so I go "fuck la! foooo what the fuck man! Wooooooo!!!!" haha. I did it! K, then run to Cheers and get my reward, water! :D
Soshite, I went home and saw my auntie in the hall.
"Where did you go Cha Lin?" asked Auntie Tomoko with a smile.
"I went to run" I replied.
"Hontou? Where did you run?" said Auntie Tomoko.
"Oh same place, Japanese Garden, I ran for 30 mins! Yay. Haha." I said with excitement.
"Ahhhhh Cha Lin, that's great" she said.
So I just went back to room and do my stuff. After 10 minutes. I heard a knock on my door, and Auntie Tomoko just dashed in, weeping sorrowfully and hugged me tightly. I WAS LIKE WHAT ON EARTH COULD HAVE HAPPENED MAN! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME SOMEONE DIED. PLEEEEASE.
"Auntie Tomoko, are you okay???"
"Iee daijoubu. Cha Lin ah, Auntie Tomoko, *weeps* just just feel so ...*weeps* touched that Cha Lin actually ran for 30 minutes...We all thought you were sleeping ne Cha Lin.. *cries* then you came back from running. So much improvement ever since you started running ne Cha Lin. I'm so proud of you, I'll get you a new pair of shoes okay?"
ZADAO!!!! Man... I was so shocked that she actually said that but after a few seconds, I was overwhelmed by her sincerity and empathy. I started to have tears at the corner of my eyes. And I told my beloved aunt "... auntie Tomoko, your eyeliner didn't smudge". Haha. Both of us started laughing after that.
I really feel so thankful for her existence, she's been my inspiration and support ever since I stayed here in Singapore. Always so encouraging, positive and open minded. One in a million:)
Okay, must run for at least 45 minutes! Train train train!
Word out.
so fair!
So sharp!
So sweet:)
Sunday, April 27, 2008
I hope it lasts.
Just pierced my tongue. It's swollen now. Can't eat for at least a week, all I can take is fluid food. I hope training will be fine for me even though I'm losing out on carbs.
The short and slim tongue of mine has evolved into a giant, even shorter, and slimy creature. Haha. I still think it's doin' good since there's not much plaque around the piercing. White stuffs are forming underneath the piercing but it's just white blood cells I guess.
Read the aftercare and boy! No oral sex, haha. That's a funny point.
Greatest thing is I must always eat ice cream, and drink extremely cold stuff. My aunt's really nice and asking me every now and then if I'm okay, and if I need any food.
Only problem is I don't know how to break the news to my mom.
Word out.
The short and slim tongue of mine has evolved into a giant, even shorter, and slimy creature. Haha. I still think it's doin' good since there's not much plaque around the piercing. White stuffs are forming underneath the piercing but it's just white blood cells I guess.
Read the aftercare and boy! No oral sex, haha. That's a funny point.
Greatest thing is I must always eat ice cream, and drink extremely cold stuff. My aunt's really nice and asking me every now and then if I'm okay, and if I need any food.
Only problem is I don't know how to break the news to my mom.
Word out.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Hospital Emergency Scam
Was idling around like an intern and my phone rang.
Ring Ring Ring Ring
Me : Hello?
"Dr. Lim" : Hello? AHHHH this is Dr. Lim. Eh you please come down to SGH. (Singapore General Hospital). Your relative got accident.
Me: : Huh?? Who is it? What??
"Dr. Lim" : I don't know who. He gave me your number. You better come down to SGH now, he is in the Emergency Ward.
Me : Where is SGH? I'm not even from Singapore. I have no relatives here. Is this a scam?
"Dr. Lim" : You not from Singapore then where? Eh, who are you?
What the hell, are you asking me who am I? Loser.
Me : Err, who is the victim? Chinese? Malay? Indian?
"Dr. Lim" : Errr (pause for a few seconds) Indian.
Me : Okay. Thanks, I'll go down now. Bye.
Indian.@_@ He's so funny cause he talks like a Malay and he is Dr. Lim. Halim is it?
Stupid fucker, at least he is smart enough to call with a private number.
Anyway, as I'm quite paranoid, so I called up the two indian guys I know in Singapore and they are safe and sound. Haha.
Woo, I won a five day workout at Fitness First! So happy.
Contender Asia Finals was neat!
Congratulations to Yodsaenklai for winning the title. He's the real shit man.
John Wayne Parr did a real nice dunk while trying to shun Yodsaenklai's powerful kick. Sweet.
Good luck to Zidov for getting his balls back to normal, Zig Zach aims too well. Haha.
And I think I like Dzhabar, he fights with a 'cold' mind. Haha. So cute la.
Word out!
Ring Ring Ring Ring
Me : Hello?
"Dr. Lim" : Hello? AHHHH this is Dr. Lim. Eh you please come down to SGH. (Singapore General Hospital). Your relative got accident.
Me: : Huh?? Who is it? What??
"Dr. Lim" : I don't know who. He gave me your number. You better come down to SGH now, he is in the Emergency Ward.
Me : Where is SGH? I'm not even from Singapore. I have no relatives here. Is this a scam?
"Dr. Lim" : You not from Singapore then where? Eh, who are you?
What the hell, are you asking me who am I? Loser.
Me : Err, who is the victim? Chinese? Malay? Indian?
"Dr. Lim" : Errr (pause for a few seconds) Indian.
Me : Okay. Thanks, I'll go down now. Bye.
Indian.@_@ He's so funny cause he talks like a Malay and he is Dr. Lim. Halim is it?
Stupid fucker, at least he is smart enough to call with a private number.
Anyway, as I'm quite paranoid, so I called up the two indian guys I know in Singapore and they are safe and sound. Haha.
Woo, I won a five day workout at Fitness First! So happy.
Contender Asia Finals was neat!
Congratulations to Yodsaenklai for winning the title. He's the real shit man.
John Wayne Parr did a real nice dunk while trying to shun Yodsaenklai's powerful kick. Sweet.
Good luck to Zidov for getting his balls back to normal, Zig Zach aims too well. Haha.
And I think I like Dzhabar, he fights with a 'cold' mind. Haha. So cute la.
Word out!
Tagged Tagged Tagged Tagged Tagged
Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, than goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they done got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.
5 things I was doing ten years ago.
-I was reluctant to bathe, and I successfully hit a record of not bathing for four days.
-I was being a loser cause I was rebellious and yet I was so scared of my uncle (Daniel).
-Being fat.(till now)
-Not changing my school socks for a week.
-Doing homework for the sake of having fun for the rest of the day.
5 things on my to-do list today.
- Skip or swim.
- Lift weights
- Try to track down the stupid fucker that tried to trick me through a "hospital-emergency-scam".(Will elaborate in the next post)
- Clean up my room.
- Scrub my body.
5 snacks I enjoy. "Eeee so boring. I'm changing the question. 5 guys that I adore"(Not me!)>>Mama, I will stick to the original.
- Chocolates
- Lay's Sour Cream n Onion Potato Chips
-Yogurt?
-Ruffles Cheddar Cheese Chips! Yay.
-Okay, must be healthy, must be healthy. Sunflower seeds, raisins and prunes.
5 of my bad habits.
- I get paranoid easily but I don't show. It feels so terrible!
- I make weird noises that sounds like I'm clearing my throat constantly. (It annoys my sister)
- I sniff a lot.
- I bite my tongue and grit my teeth.
- Errr, being lazy and idle around like an intern?
5 places I have lived. Woo, in chronological order!
- Century Garden
- Taman Perling
- Permas Jaya
- Johor Jaya
- Singapore(West)
Lol.
5 jobs I've had. Boring! "Change question. 5 things I'd do if I could change the world." Stickin' to the original!:P
- OKAY. I worked as a server in Italiannies.
- I worked as a helper in Singapore Zoo for Hewlett Packard's Family Day.
- Oh, and as a lab assistant in my school's computer labs.
- Internship in errrr, okay, confidential, will disclose once I'm outta the company!
- I think that's all.
5 people I tag:(this is tough)
1. Ee Chin
2. Sharmain
3. Lin Yu
4. Ezann with the double N
5. May Ying?
Tagged by Isabelle.
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, than goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they done got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.
5 things I was doing ten years ago.
-I was reluctant to bathe, and I successfully hit a record of not bathing for four days.
-I was being a loser cause I was rebellious and yet I was so scared of my uncle (Daniel).
-Being fat.(till now)
-Not changing my school socks for a week.
-Doing homework for the sake of having fun for the rest of the day.
5 things on my to-do list today.
- Skip or swim.
- Lift weights
- Try to track down the stupid fucker that tried to trick me through a "hospital-emergency-scam".(Will elaborate in the next post)
- Clean up my room.
- Scrub my body.
5 snacks I enjoy. "Eeee so boring. I'm changing the question. 5 guys that I adore"(Not me!)>>Mama, I will stick to the original.
- Chocolates
- Lay's Sour Cream n Onion Potato Chips
-Yogurt?
-Ruffles Cheddar Cheese Chips! Yay.
-Okay, must be healthy, must be healthy. Sunflower seeds, raisins and prunes.
5 of my bad habits.
- I get paranoid easily but I don't show. It feels so terrible!
- I make weird noises that sounds like I'm clearing my throat constantly. (It annoys my sister)
- I sniff a lot.
- I bite my tongue and grit my teeth.
- Errr, being lazy and idle around like an intern?
5 places I have lived. Woo, in chronological order!
- Century Garden
- Taman Perling
- Permas Jaya
- Johor Jaya
- Singapore(West)
Lol.
5 jobs I've had. Boring! "Change question. 5 things I'd do if I could change the world." Stickin' to the original!:P
- OKAY. I worked as a server in Italiannies.
- I worked as a helper in Singapore Zoo for Hewlett Packard's Family Day.
- Oh, and as a lab assistant in my school's computer labs.
- Internship in errrr, okay, confidential, will disclose once I'm outta the company!
- I think that's all.
5 people I tag:(this is tough)
1. Ee Chin
2. Sharmain
3. Lin Yu
4. Ezann with the double N
5. May Ying?
Tagged by Isabelle.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Noose:)
Been reading some news on the internet because, as an intern, I have limited ability in helping the seniors in their work, all I can do was vouching and agreeing figures. Perhaps some pointless documentation too. Nevertheless, I have to admit that I like the fact that I am just an intern and I can idle around like an intern does! Hehe. Oh, yes the main focus here is the news. Yes, the news! Okay, I realised that I read very little and didn't really know what's goin' on in the world! Here are some fun, traumatizing, unimaginable, interesting, crazy, whatever articles that I've read. Enjoy!
1) This is definitely number one man, A father fathering her daughter's child! Yes, yes, father fathering his very own /biological daughter's child. Ewww, means they had ... SEX. How unbelievable! This is madness! Incestuous! This is AUSTRALIA!!!! Apparently they fell in love and psychologists attributed this disgusting act to Genetic Sexual Attraction. Nonsense la. No, love is not everything.
Read more and gross out~
2) Man's mystery suicide mirrors that of organ donor
Err, what do I say about this.... I think it's kinda creepy.... A man received a heart transplant from his donor, Cottle that shot himself to death, and few years later he suffered the same fate and shot himself in the throat and died. EEEEEE, I think the donor's spirit came back and haunt him for marrying Mrs. Cottle. Complicated, yes.
3) Baby born with one head, but wait, TWO FACES!
Fortunately for her, she is born in India, and is now being worshiped as the reincarnation of a Goddess. Plus, she wouldn't be confused if her father is actually her father or grandfather?
4)Pharrell Celebrates his 35th Birthday!
Pharrell and Nigo
Nigo is lookin' like what he's wearing=D
<3
1) This is definitely number one man, A father fathering her daughter's child! Yes, yes, father fathering his very own /biological daughter's child. Ewww, means they had ... SEX. How unbelievable! This is madness! Incestuous! This is AUSTRALIA!!!! Apparently they fell in love and psychologists attributed this disgusting act to Genetic Sexual Attraction. Nonsense la. No, love is not everything.
Read more and gross out~
2) Man's mystery suicide mirrors that of organ donor
Err, what do I say about this.... I think it's kinda creepy.... A man received a heart transplant from his donor, Cottle that shot himself to death, and few years later he suffered the same fate and shot himself in the throat and died. EEEEEE, I think the donor's spirit came back and haunt him for marrying Mrs. Cottle. Complicated, yes.
3) Baby born with one head, but wait, TWO FACES!
Fortunately for her, she is born in India, and is now being worshiped as the reincarnation of a Goddess. Plus, she wouldn't be confused if her father is actually her father or grandfather?
4)Pharrell Celebrates his 35th Birthday!
Pharrell and Nigo
Nigo is lookin' like what he's wearing=D
<3
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