Thursday, October 28, 2010

Everybody also ugly so it's fair ah!!


Was looking through my very very old photo albums and I stumbled upon these pictures. Sweet!

Haha, I think it was during lecture time in my poly days. Got bored, so I decided to exploit my lecture mates' curiosity. Here's the trick:

Take out my phone and set it to camera mode.
Flip it to the back of the phone and pretend that there's a crack on my lens.
Ask for opinions and KACHIAK! Caught ya!

Enjoy the pics!
Dominic : Got crack mer?

Hilda! Haha, I think she looked the prettiest here.

Yen Peng : Aiya why you so boliao show me the crack?

Yen Peng again. Cause I punk'd you twice!! Haha.

Cheryl. Haha, smart girl. But I was FAST.

Solomon: Lemme see if I can help.

John: Ooh, crack. My pants are tight.

Shi Shi: Lemme see lemme see, got mer?

Sharmain. Where got people see crack so happy one??

Hmm. You guess who?

Wan Ting. Why she smile when she see crack??

Sharmain. She volunteered! HAHA.

Jocelyn Kim Ai Tiong: You sure or not? Aiyoooooo

Yvonne: I have sharp nose.

Ezann. Why you cover your nose when got crack on my lens??

May Ying: Crack? 哪里?哪里??

Okay, everybody also ugly, so it's fair ah!!

TSKTSK.

Word out.




Wednesday, October 27, 2010

I Hate to Wear Jeans


Just had marketing presentation, went well just lack a lil bit of team dynamic and seriously we need Windows at work, not Mac! The cables aren't compatible and we can't display some of our pictures!! Ugh!

Oh and I really hate to wear jeans. A lot of people are happy that marketing presentation does not require a formal dress code but I'd rather be in formal attire, y'know like blazer and all. I hate jeans! So thick the material! Already so tight make my whole leg looked fatter! I was about to throw ALL my jeans away I'm just lucky that I was too lazy, if not I'll be bottomless for the presentation.

Gah. Anyway before the presentation I was a bit emotional. Still trying to adapt to my whole new social life in the university. It's totally different from poly, I know I shouldn't compare but I haven't had a least bit of fun. Not at all! I guess this particular event contributed to that thought:
I was walking towards the staircase abs noticed an unbelievable long queue for the NBS shirt, aight so I saw classmate x and I just wanna be friendly.

Me: hey! Gosh look at the queue. Are u queuing up to get the shirt?

Classmate x: no, I'm not queuing up. *turns HALL MATE, yabbedeeda on HALL stuff*

*silence for 3 secs*

Me: oh. Okay. Aight. See ya.

U tell me how indifferent is that?!?!

Okay, I don't stay in hall I know, but is that ALL u people talk about? Hall activities, hall supper, hall bah hall boo? HALL ain't ALL guys! Guess that's why I practically have to starve so that I don't have to eat lunch alone during breaks. But I don't, cause
I'm hungry and I cannot tahan I'll just eat in a corner. Sounds sad huh. Yea that's why I keep calling baby so he could talk to me but he's working he can't stay long on the phone. But he's been a huge support, guess without him I'll be having a breakdown. Love u baby!

On the other hand, something more worrisome- upcoming tests or quizzes or whatever that's gonna grade you and screw u if u don't do well. Yup. I just CAN'T do STATS. I can't absorb statistics. It used to be lovely. Poly made it lovely. University just turn that bitch around and let u see her face. (now I'm thinking of a song, it goes " girl don't turn around cause I'm in love with ya back", totally applicable).

I think kids shouldn't sit in trains. Waste space only:/ okay I know I generally sound hateful today but because my bag is so heavy! And I neh even bring laptop!!!! :'( hou sum foo ahhhh heelsssss

Stupid little girl come and knock her face on my bag and then say ouch. Wah very grumpy okay I shall stop here.

Oh anyway here's a picture of the Sunshine 'Little Buns' I bought which lead my conversation with baby to my boobs to some other girls' boobs and back to the buns again.




Word out.