Just pierced my tongue. It's swollen now. Can't eat for at least a week, all I can take is fluid food. I hope training will be fine for me even though I'm losing out on carbs.
The short and slim tongue of mine has evolved into a giant, even shorter, and slimy creature. Haha. I still think it's doin' good since there's not much plaque around the piercing. White stuffs are forming underneath the piercing but it's just white blood cells I guess.
Read the aftercare and boy! No oral sex, haha. That's a funny point.
Greatest thing is I must always eat ice cream, and drink extremely cold stuff. My aunt's really nice and asking me every now and then if I'm okay, and if I need any food.
Only problem is I don't know how to break the news to my mom.
Word out.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Hospital Emergency Scam
Was idling around like an intern and my phone rang.
Ring Ring Ring Ring
Me : Hello?
"Dr. Lim" : Hello? AHHHH this is Dr. Lim. Eh you please come down to SGH. (Singapore General Hospital). Your relative got accident.
Me: : Huh?? Who is it? What??
"Dr. Lim" : I don't know who. He gave me your number. You better come down to SGH now, he is in the Emergency Ward.
Me : Where is SGH? I'm not even from Singapore. I have no relatives here. Is this a scam?
"Dr. Lim" : You not from Singapore then where? Eh, who are you?
What the hell, are you asking me who am I? Loser.
Me : Err, who is the victim? Chinese? Malay? Indian?
"Dr. Lim" : Errr (pause for a few seconds) Indian.
Me : Okay. Thanks, I'll go down now. Bye.
Indian.@_@ He's so funny cause he talks like a Malay and he is Dr. Lim. Halim is it?
Stupid fucker, at least he is smart enough to call with a private number.
Anyway, as I'm quite paranoid, so I called up the two indian guys I know in Singapore and they are safe and sound. Haha.
Woo, I won a five day workout at Fitness First! So happy.
Contender Asia Finals was neat!
Congratulations to Yodsaenklai for winning the title. He's the real shit man.
John Wayne Parr did a real nice dunk while trying to shun Yodsaenklai's powerful kick. Sweet.
Good luck to Zidov for getting his balls back to normal, Zig Zach aims too well. Haha.
And I think I like Dzhabar, he fights with a 'cold' mind. Haha. So cute la.
Word out!
Ring Ring Ring Ring
Me : Hello?
"Dr. Lim" : Hello? AHHHH this is Dr. Lim. Eh you please come down to SGH. (Singapore General Hospital). Your relative got accident.
Me: : Huh?? Who is it? What??
"Dr. Lim" : I don't know who. He gave me your number. You better come down to SGH now, he is in the Emergency Ward.
Me : Where is SGH? I'm not even from Singapore. I have no relatives here. Is this a scam?
"Dr. Lim" : You not from Singapore then where? Eh, who are you?
What the hell, are you asking me who am I? Loser.
Me : Err, who is the victim? Chinese? Malay? Indian?
"Dr. Lim" : Errr (pause for a few seconds) Indian.
Me : Okay. Thanks, I'll go down now. Bye.
Indian.@_@ He's so funny cause he talks like a Malay and he is Dr. Lim. Halim is it?
Stupid fucker, at least he is smart enough to call with a private number.
Anyway, as I'm quite paranoid, so I called up the two indian guys I know in Singapore and they are safe and sound. Haha.
Woo, I won a five day workout at Fitness First! So happy.
Contender Asia Finals was neat!
Congratulations to Yodsaenklai for winning the title. He's the real shit man.
John Wayne Parr did a real nice dunk while trying to shun Yodsaenklai's powerful kick. Sweet.
Good luck to Zidov for getting his balls back to normal, Zig Zach aims too well. Haha.
And I think I like Dzhabar, he fights with a 'cold' mind. Haha. So cute la.
Word out!
Tagged Tagged Tagged Tagged Tagged
Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, than goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they done got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.
5 things I was doing ten years ago.
-I was reluctant to bathe, and I successfully hit a record of not bathing for four days.
-I was being a loser cause I was rebellious and yet I was so scared of my uncle (Daniel).
-Being fat.(till now)
-Not changing my school socks for a week.
-Doing homework for the sake of having fun for the rest of the day.
5 things on my to-do list today.
- Skip or swim.
- Lift weights
- Try to track down the stupid fucker that tried to trick me through a "hospital-emergency-scam".(Will elaborate in the next post)
- Clean up my room.
- Scrub my body.
5 snacks I enjoy. "Eeee so boring. I'm changing the question. 5 guys that I adore"(Not me!)>>Mama, I will stick to the original.
- Chocolates
- Lay's Sour Cream n Onion Potato Chips
-Yogurt?
-Ruffles Cheddar Cheese Chips! Yay.
-Okay, must be healthy, must be healthy. Sunflower seeds, raisins and prunes.
5 of my bad habits.
- I get paranoid easily but I don't show. It feels so terrible!
- I make weird noises that sounds like I'm clearing my throat constantly. (It annoys my sister)
- I sniff a lot.
- I bite my tongue and grit my teeth.
- Errr, being lazy and idle around like an intern?
5 places I have lived. Woo, in chronological order!
- Century Garden
- Taman Perling
- Permas Jaya
- Johor Jaya
- Singapore(West)
Lol.
5 jobs I've had. Boring! "Change question. 5 things I'd do if I could change the world." Stickin' to the original!:P
- OKAY. I worked as a server in Italiannies.
- I worked as a helper in Singapore Zoo for Hewlett Packard's Family Day.
- Oh, and as a lab assistant in my school's computer labs.
- Internship in errrr, okay, confidential, will disclose once I'm outta the company!
- I think that's all.
5 people I tag:(this is tough)
1. Ee Chin
2. Sharmain
3. Lin Yu
4. Ezann with the double N
5. May Ying?
Tagged by Isabelle.
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, than goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they done got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.
5 things I was doing ten years ago.
-I was reluctant to bathe, and I successfully hit a record of not bathing for four days.
-I was being a loser cause I was rebellious and yet I was so scared of my uncle (Daniel).
-Being fat.(till now)
-Not changing my school socks for a week.
-Doing homework for the sake of having fun for the rest of the day.
5 things on my to-do list today.
- Skip or swim.
- Lift weights
- Try to track down the stupid fucker that tried to trick me through a "hospital-emergency-scam".(Will elaborate in the next post)
- Clean up my room.
- Scrub my body.
5 snacks I enjoy. "Eeee so boring. I'm changing the question. 5 guys that I adore"(Not me!)>>Mama, I will stick to the original.
- Chocolates
- Lay's Sour Cream n Onion Potato Chips
-Yogurt?
-Ruffles Cheddar Cheese Chips! Yay.
-Okay, must be healthy, must be healthy. Sunflower seeds, raisins and prunes.
5 of my bad habits.
- I get paranoid easily but I don't show. It feels so terrible!
- I make weird noises that sounds like I'm clearing my throat constantly. (It annoys my sister)
- I sniff a lot.
- I bite my tongue and grit my teeth.
- Errr, being lazy and idle around like an intern?
5 places I have lived. Woo, in chronological order!
- Century Garden
- Taman Perling
- Permas Jaya
- Johor Jaya
- Singapore(West)
Lol.
5 jobs I've had. Boring! "Change question. 5 things I'd do if I could change the world." Stickin' to the original!:P
- OKAY. I worked as a server in Italiannies.
- I worked as a helper in Singapore Zoo for Hewlett Packard's Family Day.
- Oh, and as a lab assistant in my school's computer labs.
- Internship in errrr, okay, confidential, will disclose once I'm outta the company!
- I think that's all.
5 people I tag:(this is tough)
1. Ee Chin
2. Sharmain
3. Lin Yu
4. Ezann with the double N
5. May Ying?
Tagged by Isabelle.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Noose:)
Been reading some news on the internet because, as an intern, I have limited ability in helping the seniors in their work, all I can do was vouching and agreeing figures. Perhaps some pointless documentation too. Nevertheless, I have to admit that I like the fact that I am just an intern and I can idle around like an intern does! Hehe. Oh, yes the main focus here is the news. Yes, the news! Okay, I realised that I read very little and didn't really know what's goin' on in the world! Here are some fun, traumatizing, unimaginable, interesting, crazy, whatever articles that I've read. Enjoy!
1) This is definitely number one man, A father fathering her daughter's child! Yes, yes, father fathering his very own /biological daughter's child. Ewww, means they had ... SEX. How unbelievable! This is madness! Incestuous! This is AUSTRALIA!!!! Apparently they fell in love and psychologists attributed this disgusting act to Genetic Sexual Attraction. Nonsense la. No, love is not everything.
Read more and gross out~
2) Man's mystery suicide mirrors that of organ donor
Err, what do I say about this.... I think it's kinda creepy.... A man received a heart transplant from his donor, Cottle that shot himself to death, and few years later he suffered the same fate and shot himself in the throat and died. EEEEEE, I think the donor's spirit came back and haunt him for marrying Mrs. Cottle. Complicated, yes.
3) Baby born with one head, but wait, TWO FACES!
Fortunately for her, she is born in India, and is now being worshiped as the reincarnation of a Goddess. Plus, she wouldn't be confused if her father is actually her father or grandfather?
4)Pharrell Celebrates his 35th Birthday!
Pharrell and Nigo
Nigo is lookin' like what he's wearing=D
<3
1) This is definitely number one man, A father fathering her daughter's child! Yes, yes, father fathering his very own /biological daughter's child. Ewww, means they had ... SEX. How unbelievable! This is madness! Incestuous! This is AUSTRALIA!!!! Apparently they fell in love and psychologists attributed this disgusting act to Genetic Sexual Attraction. Nonsense la. No, love is not everything.
Read more and gross out~
2) Man's mystery suicide mirrors that of organ donor
Err, what do I say about this.... I think it's kinda creepy.... A man received a heart transplant from his donor, Cottle that shot himself to death, and few years later he suffered the same fate and shot himself in the throat and died. EEEEEE, I think the donor's spirit came back and haunt him for marrying Mrs. Cottle. Complicated, yes.
3) Baby born with one head, but wait, TWO FACES!
Fortunately for her, she is born in India, and is now being worshiped as the reincarnation of a Goddess. Plus, she wouldn't be confused if her father is actually her father or grandfather?
4)Pharrell Celebrates his 35th Birthday!
Pharrell and Nigo
Nigo is lookin' like what he's wearing=D
<3Saturday, April 5, 2008
Friday, April 4, 2008
Soulja Girl
"You gotta step like this to be a Soulja girl."
I wanna be a soulja girl. "a Soulja's strength comes from within, strength of mind, body, soul, and character. A true Soulja would have learned from his/her mistakes, taken responsibility for his/her actions and gained strength to never back down. Someone who knows no limits to his/her own power and God given abilities. A person who serves their people, lives by a strict code, and is never afraid to stand up for what they believe in." -UrbanDictionary-
Yea, watch me do. See how I'm gonna turn into a Soulja girl.
I have been idling my life away, never focused on anything.
I'm gon' perservere, I'm gon' do something extraordinary.
I'm gon' train hard till I achieve.
I wanna be a soulja girl. "a Soulja's strength comes from within, strength of mind, body, soul, and character. A true Soulja would have learned from his/her mistakes, taken responsibility for his/her actions and gained strength to never back down. Someone who knows no limits to his/her own power and God given abilities. A person who serves their people, lives by a strict code, and is never afraid to stand up for what they believe in." -UrbanDictionary-
Yea, watch me do. See how I'm gonna turn into a Soulja girl.
I have been idling my life away, never focused on anything.
I'm gon' perservere, I'm gon' do something extraordinary.
I'm gon' train hard till I achieve.
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