Umbrella Sex

The sex!

The Sex NOT!

That's sick!

TEH SEX!

No more lovin' you Part 2

You took off those pictures
Shake those memories away
Less tortures

Help my mind to sway
Instead of all these overtures
Here I'm gonna say

"I'm gonna try my best to make sure
I won't think of you anymore in the future."

Sweet Escapes

This is gonna be like what I did for the past one week. WOOT.
Okay, so I was having a break, a study break supposedly, for us to rush all the assignments and stuff but BAH I just went back to JB. Rachel was back from KL. So I met up with her for some karaoke session and Hot Fuzz! Thank God we're students and we only need to pay for the nuts which is like 10 ringgit MOOHOOHAHAHA. Hot Fuzz was eccentric with all the village murder cases. Then we met up with Chris and went to Carabao for some Thai food. Ordered the same dishes like previously but I kinda spoiled the meal by ordering this expensive yet gross otak-otak. Bloody thai otak-otak costed us like 18 ringgit and it tastes like other people's diluted poo. Yuck.[OOPS, that was like last last thursday, haven't had my study break yet, ahhhh nevermind.]

Okay this happened during the study break. I met up with Rachel hahaha okay okay, and also Charmaine. We wanted to club but we headed out too early. So we had a mamak session at the treehouse followed by City Plaza for pool. Some pouting and loving>>
Here comes the interesting part. After the mamak and the pool, it's time to club. It was rainin' heavily so we walked to the Eskimo with my umbrella from the car. It was R&B night and what's makin' me mad is 1)there's no one on the dancefloor 2)the crowd's kinda cold 3) the DJ isn't spinnin' UMBRELLA! So, i requested for Umbrella by Rihanna and Jay-z and the DJ was nice enough to play my request. Three of us started the dancefloor and I started dancing with my umbrella open! WOOT! Screw that indian club at Clarke Quay tellin' me to shut my umbrella so that it doesn't poke your big round eyes. >=) The crowd got high and applauded haha we were even given a free bucketa beer! Umbrella Ladies rock! Umbrella is the sex, yo.

I finally watched TRANSFORMERS!! Ya ya call me a laggard. Haha, but it was an awesome movie! I mean this movie has awesome transforming scenes!!!! The plot is so-so but you just gotta love it when they transform. My favourite Autobot, Optimus Prime, woot!=D


I wish to elaborate further on the MOS trip but nah, since Sharmain mentioned on her blog that "what happens in the club stays in the club".
Some pictures taken while waiting for Sharmain, Joa, Amanda and Yan Tao at Clarke Quay station>>

Can't stand Megan's Lian-ness

Aight, check out the other pictures at Sharmain's blog=D
Ahh, how convenient. Haha.

RANDOMANIAC

My sister and I, not watching TV. Waiting for food.

f u n n y

The only reason I wanna learn cantonese.

Gosh, I wish I could rap like 'em.


Blog of the day >> Fuckin'Bitch Diary
Wonder how I found this blog? One word, random. =D
You know how boring can lab lesson for Project Management get? So boring, you come up with random URLs in blogspot like iloveyou.blogspot.com[this person only posted one entry], legwarmers.blogspot.com[she went to Vegas], killerinstincts.blogspot.com[he's gay], and you name it lah!

Haha, and what's so special bout this fuckinbitch.blogspot.com is that his entries are primarily domestic yet amusing. Reading about his abusive wife[he calls her a fuckin' lazy bitch], and his overly paranoid parents can actually portray the life of a very ordinary person, amazingly his blog captured me, Sharmain, Megan and Justin for almost half of our lab lesson! OH and he was foolish for marrying her because he saw her cleaning the house at 4am thinkin' that she can make a good wife but actually she's just doing it so that her mother will stop yakking at her. -__- She turns out to be a lazy muthafucka though. Can you believe that his wife did not brush their daughter's(apparently she's very young) teeth for four months and she can stupidly complain that her mouth stinks?!! ARGH! I don't know should I just curse or laugh now. -__-

Oh then there is this guy from killerinstincts.blogspot.com that complained about Starbucks being too commercialized and feeling like a fuckin' moron for ordering caramel frappucino when it's freezing cold in London. Okay at least I find it funny.
Great, I've found new things to do online.

Reminiscin'

The problem is, I don't even know what's happenin' in my life now. I'm so messed up I'm gonna post some real random pictures that even Holmes can't figure out why.

This is El Sa, cute laaaa.

Burst!

This is errr....colorful.

This is a green starbucks straw. Okay okay, Dol and Wandi I mean.

My place.

This is Sucre from Prison Break.

NY Hotel.

This is what I call a faux pas!

This is love=)

Aaron

That's my girl yo! HAHAHA.

BOO!

Lick!

Bloat Float Burst.

Ken.Me.Mr. President.

J can't wait to devour that fillet-o-fish.

MMM....

Okay,chill chill, no one reads my blog.

I already said NO ONE reads my blog. Besides, Megan's more embarrassed, just look at 'em crackers on her ear.

I don't know why is she so angry.

Gosh! I don't know why are THEY so angry=(

That's the shit!

Yes, smile for me!=D

This is plain ugly.

The four jb-ians.

I looked like human then.

Nice lighting.

I WAS a Body Shop fan.

Everyone, say Hello to Lincoln.

Did you deliver your promise?

Oh, look at that red basin.

Friday lookin' alert!

Aww....

Neh Neh Neh Poo Poo I covered my cleavage>=P

KRKS

BSU is fun. I will definitely miss Team 3! I'm already missin' it!! Gosh, how? How? How? I'm onl left with 3 more days in BSU =(.... =(....=(
Things that I'm gonna miss:

• All those slacking!
• Storing our shoes in the cupboard and changing it when Cindy Soh is coming!
• Take 3 hours break.
  
• Rush back from AMK Hub after lunch time.
  
• Dissing someone's new haircut. Virgin*cough**cough* haircut.
• Dissing John's tight pants.
  
• Shouting "TAO YAN!!!" to Yan Tao.
  
• Call Megan "Bitch"/"Bimbo"/"BimLian"/"LianBo"/"Ah Lian Babi".
• Call Amanda "Mermanda"/"Shorty".
  
• Ask Sharmain if she wanna "eat rice". *Backache*
• Laugh at Hong Yao.
• Sleeping in the toilet.
  
• Combing my hair in Level 4.
  
• Eat breakfast behind SBM Clubroom.
  
• Do make-up in class.
  
• Paint nails.
• Sing songs when I'm bored.
• Talk nonsense whole day.
• Instant message people in the same room.
  
• Threaten John to unplug his main switch from his laptop.
• Discuss about Michael's kidnap syndicate.
• Pass by ELDC and just look like idiots.
  
• Yell "Is anyone there?" and turn off the lights at the handicap toilet.
• Scold John for laughing at Yen Peng's Malaysian accent.
  
• Mimic Cecilia the GuanYin.
  
• Blast music!
• SLEEP.

AND LOTS MORE!!!! =D
Gosh!
So sad.
It's aight, on a happier occasion, I bought an umbrrrrrella ella ella eh eh eh eh.
Some delicious pictures. >=P

Under my umbrrella ella ella eh eh eh eh. *cough* Seremban.
With some really soft BALL.
Umbrella Sex. Okay fine, Umbrella Monster.

I love BSU Team 3! LONG LIVE KAYA ROTI KUTU SO MANY!

What's wrong?

Went to Zouk last night. I think I can do a better job in designing their logo.
See. Ugly. I read it as zo-bowl-k. In the morning the bowl will be filled with cereals for all the resident DJs. >:p

Zouk's on house last night, at the beginning it was still aight, then it got very boring. I was complaining that the music was too lush-ish, Benjamin was saying it wasn't fast enough for him to shuffle, and Sharmain said Phuture is just too crowded.

I wanted to take a picture with Sharmain on the dancefloor but I don't know what's got into her and look at the outcome of the picture>>

Me, alone, and Sharmain's arm.
Smoky.
Sharmain shunning.






Went to the toilet and drank some water off the pipe and unexpectedly the janitor aunty thought I'm puking and even asked me if I KNOW how to puke. ERR? Just open your mouth and AHHHHHHHHH BLUEH??? And she even passed me like one whole roll of toilet paper. HAHA. VAT LA.

Trip to Zouk = Blasting Lush fm at home and burning forests in Indonesia.

Woke up in the morning with a terribly congested nose. Then I went to the library and read 24 pages of a very interesting book, it's called The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night- time. If only they don't charge foreigners 21 dollars to borrow books.=(

This book is about Christopher, a fifteen year old guy, he's autistic and hates the color yellow and brown. So the ultimate hate fruit for Christopher will be banana cause it's yellow and it turns brown when it rots. This book is eccentric at the same time, ingenious.

I'm beat but I don't wanna sleep. Confused but don't wish to continue.