Perfect Shade

Everybody also ugly so it's fair ah!!

2010-10-28T00:08:00.020+08:00

Was looking through my very very old photo albums and I stumbled upon these pictures. Sweet!

Haha, I think it was during lecture time in my poly days. Got bored, so I decided to exploit my lecture mates' curiosity. Here's the trick:

Take out my phone and set it to camera mode.

Flip it to the back of the phone and pretend that there's a crack on my lens.

Ask for opinions and KACHIAK! Caught ya!

Enjoy the pics!

Dominic : Got crack mer?

Hilda! Haha, I think she looked the prettiest here.

Yen Peng : Aiya why you so boliao show me the crack?

Yen Peng again. Cause I punk'd you twice!! Haha.

Cheryl. Haha, smart girl. But I was FAST.

Solomon: Lemme see if I can help.

John: Ooh, crack. My pants are tight.

Shi Shi: Lemme see lemme see, got mer?

Sharmain. Where got people see crack so happy one??

Hmm. You guess who?

Wan Ting. Why she smile when she see crack??

Sharmain. She volunteered! HAHA.

Jocelyn Kim Ai Tiong: You sure or not? Aiyoooooo

Yvonne: I have sharp nose.

Ezann. Why you cover your nose when got crack on my lens??

May Ying: Crack? 哪里？哪里？？

Okay, everybody also ugly, so it's fair ah!!

TSKTSK.

Word out.

I Hate to Wear Jeans

2010-10-27T21:45:00.003+08:00

Just had marketing presentation, went well just lack a lil bit of team dynamic and seriously we need Windows at work, not Mac! The cables aren't compatible and we can't display some of our pictures!! Ugh!

Oh and I really hate to wear jeans. A lot of people are happy that marketing presentation does not require a formal dress code but I'd rather be in formal attire, y'know like blazer and all. I hate jeans! So thick the material! Already so tight make my whole leg looked fatter! I was about to throw ALL my jeans away I'm just lucky that I was too lazy, if not I'll be bottomless for the presentation.

Gah. Anyway before the presentation I was a bit emotional. Still trying to adapt to my whole new social life in the university. It's totally different from poly, I know I shouldn't compare but I haven't had a least bit of fun. Not at all! I guess this particular event contributed to that thought:

I was walking towards the staircase abs noticed an unbelievable long queue for the NBS shirt, aight so I saw classmate x and I just wanna be friendly.

Me: hey! Gosh look at the queue. Are u queuing up to get the shirt?

Classmate x: no, I'm not queuing up. *turns HALL MATE, yabbedeeda on HALL stuff*

*silence for 3 secs*

Me: oh. Okay. Aight. See ya.

U tell me how indifferent is that?!?!

Okay, I don't stay in hall I know, but is that ALL u people talk about? Hall activities, hall supper, hall bah hall boo? HALL ain't ALL guys! Guess that's why I practically have to starve so that I don't have to eat lunch alone during breaks. But I don't, cause

I'm hungry and I cannot tahan I'll just eat in a corner. Sounds sad huh. Yea that's why I keep calling baby so he could talk to me but he's working he can't stay long on the phone. But he's been a huge support, guess without him I'll be having a breakdown. Love u baby!

On the other hand, something more worrisome- upcoming tests or quizzes or whatever that's gonna grade you and screw u if u don't do well. Yup. I just CAN'T do STATS. I can't absorb statistics. It used to be lovely. Poly made it lovely. University just turn that bitch around and let u see her face. (now I'm thinking of a song, it goes " girl don't turn around cause I'm in love with ya back", totally applicable).

I think kids shouldn't sit in trains. Waste space only:/ okay I know I generally sound hateful today but because my bag is so heavy! And I neh even bring laptop!!!! :'( hou sum foo ahhhh heelsssss

Stupid little girl come and knock her face on my bag and then say ouch. Wah very grumpy okay I shall stop here.

Oh anyway here's a picture of the Sunshine 'Little Buns' I bought which lead my conversation with baby to my boobs to some other girls' boobs and back to the buns again.

Word out.

Mesti Jual Mahal!!!!

2008-12-01T22:27:00.002+08:00

Hello! Am I forgotten here?
Yes?
No?
Whatever.
I love this blog because I can forget about it but it will always be there for me to rant.
Anyway, life's busy. Very busy in fact. Assignments, ICAs, boyfriend, money.
I screwed up one part of my life. I think. Oh no, two parts.
I say things I'm not supposed to.
And I spent unnecessarily.
See, y'all know what is it now.
Ta-Da!

I love my english romance

2008-08-05T01:13:00.001+08:00

Homecoming by The Teenagers

[male]
Last week, i flew to san diego to see my auntie.
On day one, i met her hot step-daughter.
She’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin, and she’s really tan.
As she stepped out of her massive car,
I could only notice she was more than fuckable.
I think she was coming back from the game or something,
’cause she was holding those silly pom-poms.

One day two, i fucked her, and it was wild.
She’s such a slut.

[chorus]
[male]
I fucked my american cunt
[female]
I love my english romance
[male]
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits
[female]
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song i’ve been wanting to

[female]
Ok, listen girls:
I met the hottest guy ever.
Basically, as i was stepping out of my suv,
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest british accent ever.
Straight away, i could tell he was rocker
From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me.
Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome.
Oh my god,
I think i’m in love.

[chorus]
[male]
I fucked my american cunt
[female]
I love my english romance
[male]
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits
[female]
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song i’ve been wanting to

[male]
It was so nice to meet you

[female]
The pleasure was all mine
I do like you
Come to cancun for spring break

[male]
I’ll think about it
It could be great

[female]
And don’t forget to send me a friend request

[male]
As if

They actually played this on Lush.fm. Oh I love Lush.

Hello!

2008-07-14T01:54:00.007+08:00

Damn lazy to type! I'll just post up some pictures and let it talk aight!

OOH Dices are so sexy.

I pierced my navel. What an ugly sight. Sorry.
Surprisingly it's more painful than cartilage piercing!

Officer Schubert Templar

Ezann and I cam whoring in MOS' toilet.

Gettin' high. High up in the sky.

O Bar's night out. Muacks baby.

Sharmain and I cam whoring in MOS' toilet.
The lighting there damn niceee la.

Handsome or whaaaat. Okay sorry,this man's picture is flooding my entry.
Haha, just kiddin' hun. Lots of loves.

One month anniversary dinner.

My successful attempt to cook Cola Chicken. *Proud* Haha.

After Company Law presentation. JENG JENG.

Raid going on. Posing WTF.

Tiong Ai Kim ? Kim Ai Tiong? Hor Cha Lin? Lin Cha Hor?

Michael. Me.

Shoe Madness!

Soooo preeeettttyyyyy.

My dad. Eating Naan. I miss him!

30 minutes

2008-05-25T10:51:00.002+08:00

It's been interesting recently. The most touching and most exciting events of 2008 has happened! Haha. No la, just exaggerating.

Life has been just "like that" and I gotta start doing something. So I started running. It's a nuisance when I just start off. I'd be thinking, "ugh, this is so annoying, I'm tired already, why did I wake up so early to run, bloody bloody bloody blah." And as I go on, I loathe the way that leads me to Japanese Garden, but the entrance to the bridge just gears me up and along with some trance and electro that are playing in my ears, I got so damn excited by just running to the beat of Benny Benassi. Then after 20 minutes, everything turns mentally challenging for me. I start to feel so thirsty like there's no water on earth, and I keep gasping for air as a result of a relapse from my asthmatic history. The beats keep going on and on in my mind, it's not working anymore! Then, I start to think about how wonderful it is to complete the run. No, it's still not working, and finally, my ultimate weapon, my auntie. I'm sure if she's here with me she'd be like "Cha Lin I'm sure you can do it, ganbatte ne Cha Lin". Finally, the display on my watch shows 30:08! *Grins* I pause, stop the music, look out for people around me, no one in sight, so I go "fuck la! foooo what the fuck man! Wooooooo!!!!" haha. I did it! K, then run to Cheers and get my reward, water! :D

Soshite, I went home and saw my auntie in the hall.
"Where did you go Cha Lin?" asked Auntie Tomoko with a smile.
"I went to run" I replied.
"Hontou? Where did you run?" said Auntie Tomoko.
"Oh same place, Japanese Garden, I ran for 30 mins! Yay. Haha." I said with excitement.
"Ahhhhh Cha Lin, that's great" she said.

So I just went back to room and do my stuff. After 10 minutes. I heard a knock on my door, and Auntie Tomoko just dashed in, weeping sorrowfully and hugged me tightly. I WAS LIKE WHAT ON EARTH COULD HAVE HAPPENED MAN! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME SOMEONE DIED. PLEEEEASE.

"Auntie Tomoko, are you okay???"

"Iee daijoubu. Cha Lin ah, Auntie Tomoko, *weeps* just just feel so ...*weeps* touched that Cha Lin actually ran for 30 minutes...We all thought you were sleeping ne Cha Lin.. *cries* then you came back from running. So much improvement ever since you started running ne Cha Lin. I'm so proud of you, I'll get you a new pair of shoes okay?"

ZADAO!!!! Man... I was so shocked that she actually said that but after a few seconds, I was overwhelmed by her sincerity and empathy. I started to have tears at the corner of my eyes. And I told my beloved aunt "... auntie Tomoko, your eyeliner didn't smudge". Haha. Both of us started laughing after that.

I really feel so thankful for her existence, she's been my inspiration and support ever since I stayed here in Singapore. Always so encouraging, positive and open minded. One in a million:)

Okay, must run for at least 45 minutes! Train train train!

Word out.

so fair!

So sharp!

So sweet:)

I hope it lasts.

2008-04-27T23:57:00.002+08:00

Just pierced my tongue. It's swollen now. Can't eat for at least a week, all I can take is fluid food. I hope training will be fine for me even though I'm losing out on carbs.

The short and slim tongue of mine has evolved into a giant, even shorter, and slimy creature. Haha. I still think it's doin' good since there's not much plaque around the piercing. White stuffs are forming underneath the piercing but it's just white blood cells I guess.

Read the aftercare and boy! No oral sex, haha. That's a funny point.
Greatest thing is I must always eat ice cream, and drink extremely cold stuff. My aunt's really nice and asking me every now and then if I'm okay, and if I need any food.

Only problem is I don't know how to break the news to my mom.

Word out.

Hospital Emergency Scam

2008-04-15T16:45:00.003+08:00

Was idling around like an intern and my phone rang.

Ring Ring Ring Ring

Me : Hello?
"Dr. Lim" : Hello? AHHHH this is Dr. Lim. Eh you please come down to SGH. (Singapore General Hospital). Your relative got accident.
Me: : Huh?? Who is it? What??
"Dr. Lim" : I don't know who. He gave me your number. You better come down to SGH now, he is in the Emergency Ward.
Me : Where is SGH? I'm not even from Singapore. I have no relatives here. Is this a scam?
"Dr. Lim" : You not from Singapore then where? Eh, who are you?

What the hell, are you asking me who am I? Loser.

Me : Err, who is the victim? Chinese? Malay? Indian?
"Dr. Lim" : Errr (pause for a few seconds) Indian.
Me : Okay. Thanks, I'll go down now. Bye.

Indian.@_@ He's so funny cause he talks like a Malay and he is Dr. Lim. Halim is it?
Stupid fucker, at least he is smart enough to call with a private number.
Anyway, as I'm quite paranoid, so I called up the two indian guys I know in Singapore and they are safe and sound. Haha.

Woo, I won a five day workout at Fitness First! So happy.
Contender Asia Finals was neat!
Congratulations to Yodsaenklai for winning the title. He's the real shit man.
John Wayne Parr did a real nice dunk while trying to shun Yodsaenklai's powerful kick. Sweet.
Good luck to Zidov for getting his balls back to normal, Zig Zach aims too well. Haha.
And I think I like Dzhabar, he fights with a 'cold' mind. Haha. So cute la.

Word out!

Tagged Tagged Tagged Tagged Tagged

2008-04-15T16:17:00.004+08:00

Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, than goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they done got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

5 things I was doing ten years ago.

-I was reluctant to bathe, and I successfully hit a record of not bathing for four days.
-I was being a loser cause I was rebellious and yet I was so scared of my uncle (Daniel).
-Being fat.(till now)
-Not changing my school socks for a week.
-Doing homework for the sake of having fun for the rest of the day.

5 things on my to-do list today.

- Skip or swim.
- Lift weights
- Try to track down the stupid fucker that tried to trick me through a "hospital-emergency-scam".(Will elaborate in the next post)
- Clean up my room.
- Scrub my body.

5 snacks I enjoy. "Eeee so boring. I'm changing the question. 5 guys that I adore"(Not me!)>>Mama, I will stick to the original.

- Chocolates
- Lay's Sour Cream n Onion Potato Chips
-Yogurt?
-Ruffles Cheddar Cheese Chips! Yay.
-Okay, must be healthy, must be healthy. Sunflower seeds, raisins and prunes.

5 of my bad habits.

- I get paranoid easily but I don't show. It feels so terrible!
- I make weird noises that sounds like I'm clearing my throat constantly. (It annoys my sister)
- I sniff a lot.
- I bite my tongue and grit my teeth.
- Errr, being lazy and idle around like an intern?

5 places I have lived. Woo, in chronological order!
- Century Garden
- Taman Perling
- Permas Jaya
- Johor Jaya
- Singapore(West)
Lol.

5 jobs I've had. Boring! "Change question. 5 things I'd do if I could change the world." Stickin' to the original!:P
- OKAY. I worked as a server in Italiannies.
- I worked as a helper in Singapore Zoo for Hewlett Packard's Family Day.
- Oh, and as a lab assistant in my school's computer labs.
- Internship in errrr, okay, confidential, will disclose once I'm outta the company!
- I think that's all.

5 people I tag:(this is tough)
1. Ee Chin
2. Sharmain
3. Lin Yu
4. Ezann with the double N
5. May Ying?

Tagged by Isabelle.

Noose:)

2008-04-10T13:47:00.003+08:00

Been reading some news on the internet because, as an intern, I have limited ability in helping the seniors in their work, all I can do was vouching and agreeing figures. Perhaps some pointless documentation too. Nevertheless, I have to admit that I like the fact that I am just an intern and I can idle around like an intern does! Hehe. Oh, yes the main focus here is the news. Yes, the news! Okay, I realised that I read very little and didn't really know what's goin' on in the world! Here are some fun, traumatizing, unimaginable, interesting, crazy, whatever articles that I've read. Enjoy!

1) This is definitely number one man, A father fathering her daughter's child! Yes, yes, father fathering his very own /biological daughter's child. Ewww, means they had ... SEX. How unbelievable! This is madness! Incestuous! This is AUSTRALIA!!!! Apparently they fell in love and psychologists attributed this disgusting act to Genetic Sexual Attraction. Nonsense la. No, love is not everything.

Read more and gross out~

2) Man's mystery suicide mirrors that of organ donor
Err, what do I say about this.... I think it's kinda creepy.... A man received a heart transplant from his donor, Cottle that shot himself to death, and few years later he suffered the same fate and shot himself in the throat and died. EEEEEE, I think the donor's spirit came back and haunt him for marrying Mrs. Cottle. Complicated, yes.

3) Baby born with one head, but wait, TWO FACES!
Fortunately for her, she is born in India, and is now being worshiped as the reincarnation of a Goddess. Plus, she wouldn't be confused if her father is actually her father or grandfather?

4)Pharrell Celebrates his 35th Birthday!

Pharrell and Nigo

Nigo is lookin' like what he's wearing=D

5th April 2008

2008-04-05T23:36:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,PHARRELL!

Lots of love,
Cha Lin :)

Soulja Girl

2008-04-04T00:00:00.002+08:00

"You gotta step like this to be a Soulja girl."
I wanna be a soulja girl. "a Soulja's strength comes from within, strength of mind, body, soul, and character. A true Soulja would have learned from his/her mistakes, taken responsibility for his/her actions and gained strength to never back down. Someone who knows no limits to his/her own power and God given abilities. A person who serves their people, lives by a strict code, and is never afraid to stand up for what they believe in." -UrbanDictionary-

Yea, watch me do. See how I'm gonna turn into a Soulja girl.

I have been idling my life away, never focused on anything.
I'm gon' perservere, I'm gon' do something extraordinary.
I'm gon' train hard till I achieve.

YABAMENA BABY!

2008-03-17T21:56:00.003+08:00

Teriyaki Boyz featuring Nigo, Pharrell and Busta Rhyme.
Zock on!

Zock On!
Pharrell singing in Japanese, AHHHH SO HOT. Help, I'm melting.

IN TANGO!

2008-03-11T18:19:00.001+08:00

OOH OOH OOH.
I love Benny Benassi!

happy happy

2008-03-09T20:56:00.002+08:00

8th of March, it's Pilihan Raya Umum day and also JAMMED UP DAY.
Yes, I was getting impatient in the bus on the way to the checkpoint, HELLO I CAN SEE THE CHECKPOINT ALREADY, MOVE IT!
Okay, so I was angry and I got off the bus, walked to the checkpoint with a whole lot of angry people. I was the angriest >:P Cause I stomped my feet and angry people around me looked at me.

So angry! I need something to appease my anger, so I pierced my ear=D
Okay la, not too say spontaneous or what cause I've been contemplating it, but I guess it should be the right time for me since I'm so angry. Haha.

So, I got a conch piercing, at 70 ringgit at Body Art Studio(City Square), way cheaper than what other tattoo&piercing studios offered in Singapore. My piercing artiste was 'A', he really did a good job. The pain was not as unpleasant as it seems. And now I'm a happy person, happy happy!

Sorry! Got blood. Haha.

No seafood!

Boring gila.

My promise >=D

2008-02-13T22:02:00.001+08:00

Hey Sabrina, Soo Teng, and Steve!
I shall not blog about you all, aight ;)
Word out.

Too late

2008-02-11T23:01:00.000+08:00

Today is the start of my attachment.
I was excited, can't wait to experience a grown up life, filled with freedom and ability to satisfy my material needs. But I realized, it takes a lot to achieve that, both physically and mentally.
I don't know why, but I think I've turned weaker.
Working isn't like what I've always imagined...

Talkin' 'bout the journey to work. Hmph. No car, okay, fine, I take it as it is BUT the squishy squashy kiasu freaks at the train station during the rush hour, I can't take it anymore. Every morning. I can picture it even though it's the first day of my work. Every morning. No way.

Then, I entered the building, telling myself that it's not bad, everything will be fine. And it turned out the opposite. The bright office lights and the solemn atmosphere were just pathetic. I started to doubt my choice of studies. Why did I take Accountancy & Finance? I was too careless, I didn't love myself enough to think of my future. I have totally no idea how am I gonna survive being an accountant/auditor. It's... it's... it's just... fucking boring.(sorry, I find the F word the strongest word to describe its boredom).

I don't wanna spend my life worrying if this company's figure will tally with the consolidated shit shit shit shit shit I DONT' WANT :( :( :( :(

DON'T WANT :( Am I too weak for this? Why are my other friends doing well? Why are they able to tolerate the idea of such a boring/mundane/repetitive profession.

I can't do anything, I'm too weak. I should just be a housewife.

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2008-01-25T00:58:00.000+08:00

liar liar breast cancer :( :( :( :(

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Arctic Monkeys - Riot Van

2008-01-15T01:16:00.000+08:00

"They didn't do that much wrong
Still ran away though for the laugh
Just for the laugh"

I feel like being a mom!

2008-01-11T20:07:00.000+08:00

Woo! For the very first time, I really feel like having a son right now! I never used to understand how my friends can feel this way until I stumbled upon flickr user, nascity's photos.

This is Kal-Kool. <3!!!>

Abood, the magician! :3, potential poser!

Funny names they have haha, but I think they're from India. Oh, long live Bollywood!!!!
I wish Abood and Kal-kool can call me Ama la. =X

Hmm, i checked nascity's profile again, and bah, he's from Dubai. Arghhhhh stretch me, make me taller and slimmer, I wanna work in Emirates! =D

Geez

2008-01-10T00:00:00.000+08:00

Is there a Google phone or not???? *raise eyebrows*

I want! I want!

Are you that girl?

2008-01-05T00:08:00.000+08:00

Number 1

Worked in e-plaza until 1 pm and had lunch with Yvonne, Hwei Min and Wan Ting. Haha, had a great conversion with them about punishments in the Saudi Arabia. Damn funny yet shocking. Now we all know they will chop off your ding dong if u were caught raping a girl. Furthermore, the girl will lawfully be right in front of your face when your ding dong fly ten metres away.

Then walked to the train station to head over to town. HAHA, Yvonne and I told Wan Ting about the amazing regrowth of an earthworm and her facial expression was priceless. <3, laughed our asses off again. Eh Wan Ting please, you have an image to uphold! Haha.

Number 2

Walked around with sore feet and saw Jia Jia. Went over to m)phosis with her and bought a pair of flats. Woo! Relieved! Oh oh, saw Nasarath also!! She looked so funky in her hat/beret?

Number 3

Yvonne and I were getting some Subway sandwich and something happened.

Two caucasian boys came near us.

One of the boy: Can I get your number? (Abruptly)

Me: Errrr, whatever for?

One of the boy: Can I just have your number? (Didn't even say 'please' lah!)

Me: Is it a dare?

One of the boy: No.

Another boy: No, it's not a dare. (So serious for what*roll eyes*)

Me: Erm, okay 8139**** ( Nevermind lah, they are quite cute, haha.)

Then they ran away. O_o

Yvonne: Maybe feifggfgfdekj MOM. ( I don't know what she said)

Me: HUH? I look like their mom and they wanna call me MOM?

Laughed our asses off again.

15 minutes later my phone rang.

Boy: Hello.

Me: Hello, yes?

Boy: Are you that girl?

Me: Ya, why?

Boy: Thanks! (AND hung up!!! What the!!)

Then after a few seconds or minutes, bah.

Boy: Hello.

Me: Hello, what's up?

Boy: Are you that girl?

Me: Ya, what's goin' on?

Boy: Thanks! (AND hung up again!!! What the fuck now!!)

So annoying! Okay, so they just wanna prank me right? UGH.

After like 20 minutes...
Picked up my phone and dialed up his number.

Me: Hello.

Some boy: Ya?

Me: Are you that boy?

Some boy: Yaaa, err, why?

Me: Okay thank you! (Hung up)

Number 4

Okay, back to work at free access lab. Ala that woowaihong asked me and Yvonne to fix so many shit in the lab lah ugh.

Then on the way down some Year Ones asked us if we have the magical power to open up the lecturers' door after 6.

On the way to level one, I heard this guy murmured 'familiar' to me. Haha, he's the guy that works in Starbucks Novena. Chatted a while and went to the toilet to find Yvonne.

By now, our sandwich turned soggy and Yvonne kind heartedly left the soggy parts for the ants on the floor. *LOL*

KL trip

2008-01-03T21:57:00.000+08:00

Lazy to update on the details. So I'll just type some random stuff that I can remember.

Our first stop, Chee Cheong Kai? Where all the imitation goods are. I don't know how to spell it. I was forced to buy a belt there . The shopkeeper wrapped the belt instantly as I inquired for the price. So annoying, but it's still cheap la. 20 bucks.

Okay now the events that happened are not in chronological order ah.

BIG APPLE DONUTS. Ooh I love it. I don't mind queuing for it.
SuperStar Audition!! Yay!! Soft sticks!! OK! Frenz4Eva, WIN! YEAH!
Truth or Dare. Haha, yea, we dared Charmaine to kiss the wall and made Eugene run around the mall. Woot. *while Rachel was waiting for her turn to sing nervously*

Oh, BAR celona. New club. Damn fun. This funny shuffler guy teased us with his hilarious sexy dance while I mimicked his shuffling moves by grabbing his hat, in my heels @_@.

Oh oh and of course the shopping and eating. Chilled at Asia Cafe, haha where they Taylor's kids hang. Love the food there especially the mashed potato. Played pool and darts with some weird helper.

Fagged a lot to relieve stress and that kinda 'send' Eugene away from us haha.

Went to THE CURVE and didn't get to see Gavin the Azavedo cause he went shopping. Shopped the most at Sunway Pyramid. Not bad, not bad. HAHA and we went 'MALAY' the whole way in KL. Talking in BM and laughing our sore feet off. Wah, really need to walk a lot in KL man.

Okay, not much pictures cause
1)I'm ugly
2)My phone camera sucks
3)My hair looks weird cause of the golden patch on the right.

However>>>

I will be back, KL. =P

Cellophane

2007-12-28T00:26:00.000+08:00

No one remembers my name.

I I I I I I can give you GATSBYYYY

2007-12-07T02:00:00.000+08:00

Aiyo/Yay!/Yeah!/Ish! kena tagged!

And the title is all thanks to thanks to Sharmain, that song is stuck in my mind!!

Favourites

Colour: Currently yellow. It changes :3

Food: Chocolate, tofu, pasta.... and more la.

Movie: 300!!!!

Sport: Patin a roulette? Bah. Swimming.

Season: Summer!

Ice cream: Andersen's and Baskin Robbin's. Eh eh eh Ben n Jerry's SHOO! Not nice one!

First

Best friend: Ng Sok Kian

Crush: I think he's Ying Kang. @_@

Movie: Some indian movie on the street with ma parents.

Music: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V WXYZ. Now I know my ABC, won't you come and sing with me?

Lasts

Drink: Starbucks.

Car ride: Last weeeeeeeek. Man!

Crush: Alroy? Lol omg omg omg.

Phone call: Ugly Dinie! Stop using using vulgarities!

Cd played: Generation Francaise! [Sharmain, hi 5!]

Gone out with good friends: Just.

Broken a law: Mentally, always.

Been arrested: No.

Bah, isn't this more like Friendster bulletin?
Okay, the 5 lucky tagged- cuties:
(1) You
(2) You
(3) You
(4) You
(5) You.
The effect of of excessive techno.

Cigarette

2007-12-04T21:48:00.000+08:00

Fred Jones was worn out
from caring for his often
screaming and crying wife
during the day
but
he couldn't sleep at night for
fear that she
in a stupor from the drugs
that didn't ease the pain
would set the house ablaze
with a cigarette

Cigarette by Ben Folds Five

I happened to stumble upon this song.
The composer did show what the song wishes to express, along with the video, tune, and his melancholy voice.
My ex told me about this song. He said it tells a lot about life in just a few sentences, and you don't need a thousand words to narrate or depict a very long story, which is true.

Some lovin' for electronicas.

2007-11-27T01:04:00.000+08:00

1. Alone - UZiK
Very refreshing song. I was looking at the title, expectin' nothing much, and the vocal, language used and the twist in the tempo just caught me. This song is brilliant. However, I think the last part was a lil' overdone, the 'scratched-cd' effect thingy, or looping? Bah, I don't know what you call it.
Listen to 'Alone'.

2. CoSign - Bombay Records
CoSign, ugh, add math. Haha. Hmm, not bad, mix of some hip hop and electronica. Cute la this song.
Listen to 'CoSign'

3. All Bully Records songs
Oh, I love the laidback tempo and ambient they used. Hypnotic. Haha. Nice lo-fi effect with background noises.
Be hypnotized by Bully Records!

4. Burnin Remix - David Kakon
Mix of jazz. Sounds very much like the song 'True' by Spandau Ballet. Of course a better version.
Listen to Burnin Remix.

5. Shane and Carmen Remix - ezgirls? I don't know, I thought it's by DJ Gagnon.
This is a remix of a theme song from hit tv show 'The L Word'. Yea, some lesbians TVshow.
Highly discourage homophobics to continue reading. Haha. Well it's great music afterall.
Listen to Shane and Carmen Remix.
Watch Shane and Carmen in action. *Disclaimer:Homophobics, stay away.

6. Rain Snow Sleet Hail - Interstellar
The intro was very very much like Daft Punk. Then it starts to carry off with their own style. 'The Sun' is one song that makes me feel so thankful that there's no other moon version. Go listen and you'll know. Nice beat though.
Listen to Rain Snow Sleet Hail

7. Something About Us - Daft Punk
Yes yes Daft Punk, woot! :3 And I don't have to say anything about them cause they rock!
Click here to listen to Daft Punk or die.

8. The Salmon Dance - Chemical Brothers
Cute song. Listen to 'Galvanize' too. Best song ever. Push the button, yea!
Listen to The Salmon Dance

Aight, that's all I got here. Some artistes are unsigned and indie, if you really like 'em just go to their Myspace page and see how you can support them. Haha.
:3

Pugling

2007-11-20T01:24:00.000+08:00

Haha ugly!!!!
www.flickr.com

i think

2007-11-12T01:57:00.000+08:00

i'm gettin' more and more confused each day and i don't know what i want.

i'm quite pathetic. haha. see.

you should visit myspace and hit me.

i'm not very interesting.

this is some sort of random posts which is actually stopping me from thinking straight.

okay why am i doing this? cause it's 2 am and i'm all alone where my imagination expands and i'm gettin' emo. my profile song on myspace is not helpin' cause it sounds so emo and i don't even know what it means cause it's in french.

ah this reminds me, i don't use caps in this post, am i being influenced by french language?

i catch your attention for a while and it gets bored.

i like the effect of this picture cause i didn't photoshop it.
if i weren't me, i will not like what i see in this post. i will think it's very cannot-make-it.

i really like ROOST a lot. this is what i took from ROOST.

i enjoy narrating my own life, very funny.

let's narrate our own lives.

click here to listen to what i was referring to on myspace

Gratitude

2007-11-08T01:14:00.000+08:00

Okay, so today I passed through French Idol's audition.That's a good thing. And. Ya a lot of other things happened today. Seriously, if not for these people, I might be an emo freak applying a lot of eyeliner and blind myself tonight.
Shi Shi, Yvonne(Ugly2), Sharmain(Ah Hiang), Ugly Dinie, Lincoln, Ai Kim, and whoever that consoled me, thank you very much. I mean it. Thanks, with tears. Haha. And lastly, a huge fat kiss for y'all. Rock on.

Memories do come back

2007-11-06T00:48:00.000+08:00

BLOCK!!!!

BLOCK!!!!

BLOCK!!!!

No, don't get emo, NO.

ULTIMATE BLOOOCK!!!!

Sugar Sweet

2007-10-30T01:06:00.000+08:00

Hey Valarie, that was sweet. You and your boyfriend=P

I haven't felt that way for a long time already.

I want my candy, please.=(

My First Tag

2007-10-28T22:20:00.000+08:00

So this is what it means by being tagged...[Sorry bro, I didn't know=P]

8 Points about My Perfect Partner

1) Treats me like a Queen
Yes, Queen, not Princess. Haha. It is almost the same as putting me as his first priority. Of course there will be allowance for his mom. He can go ahead and save his mom before me if we both fell into the sea. If he treats me like a Queen and that makes him my King, why not? =D

2) Builds up my confidence
As I have very low self esteem, I'd want him to raise my confidence level instead of bringing me down by ogling at other girls in front of me. I may not be perfect, but I'd want him to make me feel like I am comfortable with the way I am.

3) Funny
No, I'm not talkin' bout lookin' funny like a clown but he's got to have a sense of humor to make me laugh when I'm mad, make me smile when I'm all stressed out with my work and make me feel like he is so funny I wanna eat him up.

4) Give me all his attention, care and concern
I don't care about anyone but I just want attention from my guy. And the rest is just stated in the subtitle:P

5) Be patient
I know I'm annoying at times, so he's got to be patient and able tolerate with my nonsensical things and recently discovered PMS.

6)Independent and mature

7)Surprises!
Yay, I love surprises. Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme more.

I notice my sentences are getting shorter. Meh.

8)Christian.

Ugh, there are more. Will elaborate some in my future posts. Bah.

So I'm supposed to tag 8 people now right?
Here it goes:
Sharmain

Jocelyn

Eve

Yvonne

Shi Shi

Er Terence?

Lee

No one reads my blog la... ugh, who else... Okay, Kenny Sia.

Budget MTV

2007-10-24T02:09:00.000+08:00

Bartender by T-Pain ft Akon.
Hmm, budget la, look at the girls in it-___- No money to hire human mer.
Nevermind, Akon's smile made up for everything budget inside=P

Still no real shit from Kanye.

2007-10-24T01:56:00.000+08:00

Good Life MTV, the whole thing is the shit. I thought he finally grasped the definition of ORIGINALITY, but nah, Kanye sampled Michael Jackson's Pretty Young Thing this time. Kanye did a slower version[Don't try to hide ah, we got ears] of the high squeaking sound in the background, which was quite good in a different way. Well maybe that's Kanye for us but do change a part of ya words for "Stronger".
Do anybody make real shit anymore?
Of course they do, not you.
Here's MJ for ya, listen to 3:16, the original squeaks;P

I take pictures.

2007-10-09T01:18:00.000+08:00

Welcome!

MOS? Chalet?

Peacock...Peacocks.

Is Peach good Danish.

I predict a riot.

Taylors College, the most effective pathway to University.

Who's fairer?

Everybody hates mosquitos. Oh, use MoPiKo. *sings*

I can seeeeee youuuuu.

TEH SHIT

2007-09-25T00:09:00.001+08:00

Snoop Dogg, Justin, and BLEACH.
This is teh shit. SICK=D

Korean Affiliations

2007-09-13T00:15:00.001+08:00

I shall update.
Been spedin' a lot these few days but HEY! it was all worth it.;)

Went to HanSang Korean Family Restaurant to celebrate Hilda's birthday, it costed more than a bomb, but we enjoyed the shit yo!

The whole world was shocked at the amount of side dishes and appetizers that occupied the whole table. Poor dish washer.

Poo Poo & Pee Pee

Hilda (Fang Tai) and Valarie (Audience) Tsk tsk.

Okay, so the Koreans like their table to be messy. It's surprising that we didn't break anything=D. The whole dining experience was.... authentic, and exotic I'd say. It was.... long too, we took one hour++ to finish the meal. The reason why we took so long ain't cause of the amount of food we have to eat but the procedures! Wah, if I'm a hungry and angry woman, I'd have NO PATIENT to wait for the server to slowly cook for me man. Talkin' bout servers.... hmm... okay they are 80% Korean and honest. LOL. ALA I wanted to tip this Korean girl 4 bucks(pathetic but HEY this restaurant is a rip-off man:P:P:P) but she insisted that I tip at the counter(ooh, they practice sharing). SO ERR, I went to the manager and said "Er, I'd like to tip this girl, 4 bucks(sounded awkward, or was it miserable) cause she really provided good service". -__-(Can I hide?) To my surprise, the manager and the counter guy said "THANK YOU" profusely. Phew, I thought they'd snide at my pathetic 4 bucks tips. Meh@_@

Okay, and we walked around and bought a white bag for z birthday girl. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, HILDA.

RANDOMANIAC

Chong Thai is just tall.

Hsing Yee is just tall.

I am just short. ATTENTION!

Singing boi.

Baby baby =)

The Seventh Month is such a nuisance.

2007-09-04T22:33:00.000+08:00

Stupid getai. Damn noisy la.
Not a time for FM STATIC, Yvonne. Sorry but Crazy Mary+Hokkien Songs= Not very nice SOUND.

What do you think is the best thing on earth?

2007-08-23T08:56:00.000+08:00

What do you think is the worst thing on earth?
For me, being sleepy but not able to sleep.

But then again, as the title suggests, the best thing on earth is to sleep when you're fuckin' sleepy.

I am sleepy now and so are you. POOF! Everyone falls into deep sleep. Oh, what a perfect world.

Harder Better Faster Stronger

2007-08-23T08:52:00.000+08:00

Work It
Make It
Do It
Makes Us

Harder
Better
Faster
Stronger

More Than
Hour
Hour
Never

Ever
After
Work is
Over

Work It Harder Make It Better
Do It Faster
Makes Us Stronger

More Than Ever Hour After
Hour Work Is
Never Over

I'm so crazy over this Daft. Haha.

oosnight

2007-07-29T01:38:00.000+08:00

this iz zA siary of aa l;ghtrhweaded perasion
imssorr y im hlf dead
i brij my nail
iut hurts so mycg
kiss it
i love bwryone
i ams so sorry
im goona sleep doon,
goos gnight.
bye

Shut up if you have nothing better to say.

2007-07-25T12:50:00.000+08:00

I'm so inspired, so inspired to express how I feel, all this while. Don't stop me. These words have been in my mind the whole morning "fuckin' morons, cocksucking whore, old hag, asshole" and the list goes on and on. Yes, it's for you fuckin' losers, and my unbelievably fat and short thighs.

My thighs are so FAT and you know that means? FAT = someone weighing over 100 lbs,[source: urbandictionary] yes that's me I'm 120 lbs or more. According to Hollywood. My thighs are so fat that if Oprah sees me she will want me on her show. Either that or I'd passed through extreme makeover. I'm not being whiny about my fat thighs, but they are really fat. See I don't mind the fact that it's fat, you can grow wider if you wanna, thighs, BUT DO GROW VERTICALLY too! It's SHORT and FAT and MUSCULAR, like what? A runner? An athlete? Gosh it just doesn't match my size, I wish it's really a carrot, then I can grate it, cut it whatever shape it. Fuckin' ugly thighs it doesn't even look like thighs anymore, I feel like I'm carryin' two body torsos instead of the so-called thighs. Everyone has got nice and proportionate legs, all my friends, none of 'em look like mine, fuckin' thighs.

Gosh I had so many thing going through my mind I don't know how to start. Okay, and to this old hag that has been talkin' behind my back, you suck. Do you know how much misery you've cause in my life? HUH?HUH? HUH? Do you know I've been under UNNECESSARY supervision from my mom ever since you bullshit to my mother? HUH? Ever tried crossing the road with my mother constantly eyeing my every movement? HUH? Own up you wimp, stop bullshitting and face me. Stop tellin' people to pray for me before you pray for your sorry ass. Come tell me you have a problem with me and I swear if it ever make sense I will do ten push ups in front of you just to get turned on cause you such a turn off. You suck. I hope someone watch you cross the street forever.

At this point of time, my blood is boiling, and my laptop is burning. If my mother yells at me I'm gonna be mean. YOU PEOPLE ARE THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING. YES YOU, I AM TALKIN ABOUT YOU. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. You are the person I ponder so long before I approve your friend request on MSN, FRIENDSTER, whatever web-based network. You know why? Cause YOU, YES YOU, you will go tell on me, tell everybody about the tiny wheeny vulgarities I used on my profile, HUH? Stereotype me on how I articulate my sentences on my blog and go tell on my mother la, huh? My pastor la? My youth leader, whatever shit post you can think of. Good for you. Maybe cause I've been superior than you are and this is the only chance for you to make you look good whereby under this situation, all the so-called adults will classify me as a "bad kid"? Guess what? I ENJOY BEING A BAD KID. YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND BE YOUR GEEK LIVING UNDER YOUR MOM'S ARMPITS CHEWIN' ON HER SKIN. I feel so sorry for you, get a life. Understand that? Too punk for you? It means, stop revolving your life around 1) your mother 2)Youth meeting 3)Evangelistic sessions 4)Impressing old people 5)Sunday Service 6)Worship Practice 7)Prayer Meeting, instead, start thinkin' 'bout how you can save the Earth for Pete's sake. Or how Steve Irwin died you narrow-minded morons.

Ya, people, please stop taking carriers from convenient stores if you don't really need it. Plastics are harmful to the environment as it contains poisonous chemical elements inside and some are not biodegradable. So shop in Jusco rather than Giant cause Jusco's plastic bags are biodegradable. So please be considerate aight, bring a big bag out and store your can drinks, chips, whatever you just bought. BRAVO to the Live Earth commercial. "THINK", does the customer really need a plastic bag? SLAP! HAHA. Good one. Also, I've been taking cold showers as it's mid-year and you know it's bejesusly HOT out there. Try not to turn on the heater so often as it only contributes to global warming aight people. Please save the earth you kiasi freaks. Lol.

I need to pee. Word out.

Umbrella Sex

2007-07-20T01:43:00.000+08:00

The sex!

The Sex NOT!

That's sick!

TEH SEX!

No more lovin' you Part 2

2007-07-14T01:23:00.000+08:00

You took off those pictures
Shake those memories away
Less tortures

Help my mind to sway
Instead of all these overtures
Here I'm gonna say

"I'm gonna try my best to make sure
I won't think of you anymore in the future."

Sweet Escapes

2007-07-14T00:01:00.000+08:00

This is gonna be like what I did for the past one week. WOOT.
Okay, so I was having a break, a study break supposedly, for us to rush all the assignments and stuff but BAH I just went back to JB. Rachel was back from KL. So I met up with her for some karaoke session and Hot Fuzz! Thank God we're students and we only need to pay for the nuts which is like 10 ringgit MOOHOOHAHAHA. Hot Fuzz was eccentric with all the village murder cases. Then we met up with Chris and went to Carabao for some Thai food. Ordered the same dishes like previously but I kinda spoiled the meal by ordering this expensive yet gross otak-otak. Bloody thai otak-otak costed us like 18 ringgit and it tastes like other people's diluted poo. Yuck.[OOPS, that was like last last thursday, haven't had my study break yet, ahhhh nevermind.]

Okay this happened during the study break. I met up with Rachel hahaha okay okay, and also Charmaine. We wanted to club but we headed out too early. So we had a mamak session at the treehouse followed by City Plaza for pool. Some pouting and loving>>
Here comes the interesting part. After the mamak and the pool, it's time to club. It was rainin' heavily so we walked to the Eskimo with my umbrella from the car. It was R&B night and what's makin' me mad is 1)there's no one on the dancefloor 2)the crowd's kinda cold 3) the DJ isn't spinnin' UMBRELLA! So, i requested for Umbrella by Rihanna and Jay-z and the DJ was nice enough to play my request. Three of us started the dancefloor and I started dancing with my umbrella open! WOOT! Screw that indian club at Clarke Quay tellin' me to shut my umbrella so that it doesn't poke your big round eyes. >=) The crowd got high and applauded haha we were even given a free bucketa beer! Umbrella Ladies rock! Umbrella is the sex, yo.

I finally watched TRANSFORMERS!! Ya ya call me a laggard. Haha, but it was an awesome movie! I mean this movie has awesome transforming scenes!!!! The plot is so-so but you just gotta love it when they transform. My favourite Autobot, Optimus Prime, woot!=D

I wish to elaborate further on the MOS trip but nah, since Sharmain mentioned on her blog that "what happens in the club stays in the club".
Some pictures taken while waiting for Sharmain, Joa, Amanda and Yan Tao at Clarke Quay station>>

Can't stand Megan's Lian-ness

Aight, check out the other pictures at Sharmain's blog=D
Ahh, how convenient. Haha.

RANDOMANIAC

My sister and I, not watching TV. Waiting for food.

f u n n y

2007-07-05T01:08:00.000+08:00

The only reason I wanna learn cantonese.

Gosh, I wish I could rap like 'em.

Blog of the day >> Fuckin'Bitch Diary
Wonder how I found this blog? One word, random. =D
You know how boring can lab lesson for Project Management get? So boring, you come up with random URLs in blogspot like iloveyou.blogspot.com[this person only posted one entry], legwarmers.blogspot.com[she went to Vegas], killerinstincts.blogspot.com[he's gay], and you name it lah!

Haha, and what's so special bout this fuckinbitch.blogspot.com is that his entries are primarily domestic yet amusing. Reading about his abusive wife[he calls her a fuckin' lazy bitch], and his overly paranoid parents can actually portray the life of a very ordinary person, amazingly his blog captured me, Sharmain, Megan and Justin for almost half of our lab lesson! OH and he was foolish for marrying her because he saw her cleaning the house at 4am thinkin' that she can make a good wife but actually she's just doing it so that her mother will stop yakking at her. -__- She turns out to be a lazy muthafucka though. Can you believe that his wife did not brush their daughter's(apparently she's very young) teeth for four months and she can stupidly complain that her mouth stinks?!! ARGH! I don't know should I just curse or laugh now. -__-

Oh then there is this guy from killerinstincts.blogspot.com that complained about Starbucks being too commercialized and feeling like a fuckin' moron for ordering caramel frappucino when it's freezing cold in London. Okay at least I find it funny.
Great, I've found new things to do online.

Reminiscin'

2007-07-01T21:37:00.000+08:00

The problem is, I don't even know what's happenin' in my life now. I'm so messed up I'm gonna post some real random pictures that even Holmes can't figure out why.

This is El Sa, cute laaaa.

Burst!

This is errr....colorful.

This is a green starbucks straw. Okay okay, Dol and Wandi I mean.

My place.

This is Sucre from Prison Break.

NY Hotel.

This is what I call a faux pas!

This is love=)

Aaron

That's my girl yo! HAHAHA.

BOO!

Lick!

Bloat Float Burst.

Ken.Me.Mr. President.

J can't wait to devour that fillet-o-fish.

MMM....

Okay,chill chill, no one reads my blog.

I already said NO ONE reads my blog. Besides, Megan's more embarrassed, just look at 'em crackers on her ear.

I don't know why is she so angry.

Gosh! I don't know why are THEY so angry=(

That's the shit!

Yes, smile for me!=D

This is plain ugly.

The four jb-ians.

I looked like human then.

Nice lighting.

I WAS a Body Shop fan.

Everyone, say Hello to Lincoln.

Did you deliver your promise?

Oh, look at that red basin.

Friday lookin' alert!

Aww....

Neh Neh Neh Poo Poo I covered my cleavage>=P

KRKS

2007-06-12T22:44:00.000+08:00

BSU is fun. I will definitely miss Team 3! I'm already missin' it!! Gosh, how? How? How? I'm onl left with 3 more days in BSU =(.... =(....=(
Things that I'm gonna miss:

All those slacking!
Storing our shoes in the cupboard and changing it when Cindy Soh is coming!
Take 3 hours break.
Rush back from AMK Hub after lunch time.
Dissing someone's new haircut. Virgin*cough**cough* haircut.
Dissing John's tight pants.
Shouting "TAO YAN!!!" to Yan Tao.
Call Megan "Bitch"/"Bimbo"/"BimLian"/"LianBo"/"Ah Lian Babi".
Call Amanda "Mermanda"/"Shorty".
Ask Sharmain if she wanna "eat rice". *Backache*
Laugh at Hong Yao.
Sleeping in the toilet.
Combing my hair in Level 4.
Eat breakfast behind SBM Clubroom.
Do make-up in class.
Paint nails.
Sing songs when I'm bored.
Talk nonsense whole day.
Instant message people in the same room.
Threaten John to unplug his main switch from his laptop.
Discuss about Michael's kidnap syndicate.
Pass by ELDC and just look like idiots.
Yell "Is anyone there?" and turn off the lights at the handicap toilet.
Scold John for laughing at Yen Peng's Malaysian accent.
Mimic Cecilia the GuanYin.
Blast music!
SLEEP.

AND LOTS MORE!!!! =D
Gosh!
So sad.
It's aight, on a happier occasion, I bought an umbrrrrrella ella ella eh eh eh eh.
Some delicious pictures. >=P

Under my umbrrella ella ella eh eh eh eh. *cough* Seremban.
With some really soft BALL.
Umbrella Sex. Okay fine, Umbrella Monster.

I love BSU Team 3! LONG LIVE KAYA ROTI KUTU SO MANY!

What's wrong?

2007-06-02T23:18:00.000+08:00

Went to Zouk last night. I think I can do a better job in designing their logo.
See. Ugly. I read it as zo-bowl-k. In the morning the bowl will be filled with cereals for all the resident DJs. >:p

Zouk's on house last night, at the beginning it was still aight, then it got very boring. I was complaining that the music was too lush-ish, Benjamin was saying it wasn't fast enough for him to shuffle, and Sharmain said Phuture is just too crowded.

I wanted to take a picture with Sharmain on the dancefloor but I don't know what's got into her and look at the outcome of the picture>>

Me, alone, and Sharmain's arm.
Smoky.
Sharmain shunning.

Went to the toilet and drank some water off the pipe and unexpectedly the janitor aunty thought I'm puking and even asked me if I KNOW how to puke. ERR? Just open your mouth and AHHHHHHHHH BLUEH??? And she even passed me like one whole roll of toilet paper. HAHA. VAT LA.

Trip to Zouk = Blasting Lush fm at home and burning forests in Indonesia.

Woke up in the morning with a terribly congested nose. Then I went to the library and read 24 pages of a very interesting book, it's called The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night- time. If only they don't charge foreigners 21 dollars to borrow books.=(

This book is about Christopher, a fifteen year old guy, he's autistic and hates the color yellow and brown. So the ultimate hate fruit for Christopher will be banana cause it's yellow and it turns brown when it rots. This book is eccentric at the same time, ingenious.

I'm beat but I don't wanna sleep. Confused but don't wish to continue.

Dating

2007-05-29T01:01:00.000+08:00

28th of May is officially a day to date.
Yes, everyone, please date on this day. Whatever reason it is, to watch movie and leave in the middle of the show, to spite your ex-es, to know more about a person, to get scolded by your parents whatsoever, just date lah.
It doesn't make sense, to me, it does. A little.

I made a police report on the loss of my wallet.
I was tricked by Sharmain and Yvonne at the bus stop today.
I watched Pirates of The Carribbean today.
I didn't sleep last night and I'm still so awake.
I wanna eat.

I can still go back

2007-05-27T23:30:00.000+08:00

I lost my wallet.
Uhm, however I'd like to thank Sharmain, Auntie Tomoko, Joaquinn and Uncle Suan.
They didn't scold me for being careless or absent- minded, they showed concern instead. Which is what I needed most.
Joaquinn even consoled me and told me his experience of losing his wallet.
Joaquinn: Hey, Cha Lin, don't worry, I lost my wallet once too. Mom was so worried. Then I found it at the bottom of my bag.
Auntie Tomoko: Yada Joa-kin!
HAHA so cute lar.

Whoever it is, please be a kind soul and return my wallet and you can have my 13 ringgit together with my 8 dollars and 80 cents.

No more lovin' you

2007-05-24T00:43:00.000+08:00

Sometimes, I still wonder.
What would you be doing right now?
How have you been lately?
Do you still hang there often?
Why do you seem to have disappeared?
Do I still miss you or you merely crossed my mind?

"Not in love"
"Not anymore"

Those words just displayed coldly and cruelly on my screen.
Several emotions gushed through me. Angry, pissed off, depressed, sad, and then I got emotional.

Now that we are strangers, I guess you wouldn't care. No more friends, no more lovin' you.

I'm still here

2007-05-23T22:25:00.000+08:00

Been busy these few days. Err, let me rephrase that, been tired for the past two weeks.
Gotta come up with an idea for the SBM Club notice board. Browsed through photobucket for two nights and finally decided to choose 'UNITY' as the theme. Corny yes, but it's SBM club, c'mon. Which debrief hasn't been corny enough to make all my hairs stand? General Meeting is coming soon, I think I will need to bring a broom to sweep all the hairs that are gonna fall from its excessive shock.

Yes, about the UNITY theme. The border will be something like 10 HUMAN arms holding each other forming a circle. And in the circle will be the board of directors that clearly *ahem* show the hierarchy in the club. Each committee will represent a cell, which will form a tissue that symbolizes every section? err division? in SBM Club ( you know, Publicity, Admin, Logistics, Events, and TMT). Then together, we are a hand. Ahhh sounds wrong. I made the whole club like a gory and bloody place to be.

Yvonne suggested that I use bees to symbolize hard work, fun, and sensibility in the club. Haha, so cute. We'll see about that. ; )

Headed to Orchard and had some really nostalgic ramen at Ajisen. (tasted like some noodles in my primary school's canteen) Uhm walked around Taka and insulted a friend's name then only realized that his mom was beside him. Bah. Yvonne and I had a great time poking fun at muka masam people in the mall. So sorry to laughed our asses off on your sorrow. Fussy like shit la those people. Ugh nevermind.

Bought an Esprit wallet and I love it. So soft! >=)

Can stand sial. Haha.

Fun! Fun! Fun!

2007-05-14T22:35:00.000+08:00

Gotta go back to JB to pass my dad the mother's day present and some important documents.
On my way back to Singapore, I was all alone but it was fun! The journey went like this....

My territory at the last cabin.

A bag's view.

Cornered.

I like my bag.

Nah, I love my bag.

Saw a ladybird on my seat! Used my pendrive to push it away just in case it crawls into my ear.

And finally, Jurong East Interchange.
Harap berdiri di belakang garisan kuning.

Tak mao. *pokes ear*

The railway. The train takes forever to come you know! UGH.

Still waiting.
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FINALLY!=D

*The above content is suitable for children 3 years and below.

New Product in McDonald's!

2007-05-08T22:37:00.000+08:00

Ponteng-ed this afternoon and gave ourselves tea-break at 4pm.

Yvonne, Sharmain and I were having some food at McD's then we saw Madarame Ikkaku(some lecturer, Mr CHEH I think) queuing up for some McD's meal.

Madarame Ikkaku found a seat and sat down.

Me: Eh, what's Madarame Ikkaku eating?
Sharmain: I don't know. He's reading a book.
Me: What?! Can't he just start eating damn it?

Madarame Ikkaku tore something off.

Sharmain: Eh! New book somemore!
Yvonne(softly): Isn't that a grilled chicken foldover?

I looked over to Madarame Ikkaku's table and found out that he indeed ordered a grilled chicken foldover.

McD's sells books now, entitled Grilled Chicken Foldover by Ronald M.. Tear the yellow part to start reading!

Add On

2007-05-03T20:50:00.000+08:00

Yup, add on to my drawer mouths collection.
I just love 'em!

Jess Babe, model and bitch.

Your pose is bad for your career, good for my collection.

Just look at his jaw la!!!!

In the train. If not for her jaw I doubt we can see her, her face is so 2- dimensional.

More to come!=D

Mind your own business.

2007-05-02T23:36:00.000+08:00

DD/April/2007
*Phone rings*
Busybody no- lifer that bitch about friendster profile personnel 1: Hello? Grace? Grace!!!! I think you better start praying for your daughter.... Do you know how she decribe herself on friendster??? She said " I am evil "!!! Grace I think you better pray for her! She's moving towards the darkside!!!! You know these kind of things open doors to the devil?

DD/April/2007
*Phone rings* Again *Rolls eyes*
Busybody no- lifer that bitch about friendster profile personnel 2 : Hello?Grace?! I think you better pray for Charlene! You know she declared that she is evil? It's the demonic power!!!! Grace and she said she is not chinese! She's chinese, isn't she?

1st May, 2007 10 a.m. (I slept at 4 damn it)
My mom: CHARLENE!!!! WAKE UP. WHY U SAY YOURSELF EVIL? HUH? HUH? DO U KNOW THAT BY SAYING THAT YOU ARE LETTING THE SATAN IN TO MANIFEST IN YOU?? Charlene, please delete it la. Please. You know two person actually called me and asked me to pray for you, you know?

WHAT THE FUCK?

I had intention to switch my profile to private, but NO. NO IM NOT GONNA COMPROMISE YOU BUSYBODY AUNTIES THAT THINK YOU'RE HAVING A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD. They must have no fuckin' idea how MUCH I wanted to go home and see my family and have a nice Labour Day with them, they just had to fuckin' ruin it. Get a life.Screw y'all for tryna spoil my relationship between me and my mom. You can wait till your asses turn yellow and brown just like a rotten banana.
I AM WHO I AM, DO NOT CONDEMN.

A song for my best friend

2007-04-28T23:45:00.000+08:00

To my brother/crudda/Charissa Chin Tsui Koon, I hereby dedicate this song to you. Hope you like it.=)

My Saturday in Singapore

2007-04-28T22:56:00.000+08:00

As I have mentioned in my earlier post, I'm spending my weekends here in Singapore in this stuffy little room of mine with bright lights and no yellow lights to soothe my mood. BUT it's alright, I'm constantly on Radio.Blog.Club listening to HOME and some Italian songs reminiscing my not-so-bright-or-stressful-weekend in JB.

Woke up at 11pm and asked Uncle Suan on some technics to write a good report. His suggestions were darn good but I was too lazy to amend my already-4-pages-if-i-use-1.5-spacing report. He then passed me a thick book on branding about Richard Branson's Virgin Group. It helped!

Okay, I'm listenin' to Kenny G now, thinkin' bout how I'd be relaxing in my dad's car if I were in JB.

After Uncle Suan's 'lecture' on marketing, I headed out to meet Yvonne and Sharmain for some Hong Kong delight. Haha. Had our lunch at Xin Wang HK Restaurant. Then it's more girls' day out stuff for us. Bought a chain with a million of red stars on it, love the design. Bought a shirt that's HUGE. I liked it a lot. But Sharmain said it's kinda 'manly'. Hmm, one bad thing while buying the shirt is the salesperson. He's the most annoying salesperson I've seen today. More annoying then dial-up. Sharmain, Yvonne and I couldn't stand his way of persuading and excessive compliments.

My HUGE shirt and my boxers that wanna join in the fun.

Yvonne then bought a flats with ugly heels. Haha it's so ugly u can just pluck it off and paste it back. But it looks real good when she tried it on. =)

Headed back to Taka and on our way guess what?? WE SAW KUI JIEN!!!! He looks so cute!!!! HOWEVER he was showing buzz-off-i-have-a-hot-angmoh-girlfriend kinda face so I guess I didn't dare to approach him. Wait, even if his face is as smiley as the OH-MY-GAWD-SAY-SOMETHING kinda face I wouldn't dare to approach him also la. >=) Congratulations Mr. Kui Jien for you will have a hassle free day!

Went back home and Saemi invited us for dinner. And so we had a peculiar meal at her place. It is weird not because of the Nabe( I think it's nabe but no soup, just some sauce) but because when you take the food out of the pot, you have to dip it into a bowl of raw egg and eat it. EEYER I thought it would taste nasty but it turned out that it does not stink and it even enhances the food! Woot! Do NOT try this at home because the egg that they use is from some fjgrfyrhrgfryg Japanese market so it's not like those usual fuidghdkjfh egg that we use.

Talked about 'Bathing Ape', however only Uncle Suan and Auntie Tomoko have heard of that brand. 'Bathing Ape' sell their shirts at a price of $300++ per pierce and so Ta Chan asked Saemi to draw herself an ape on her shirt and sell it at $3. Uncle Suan did Saemi a favour by branding her $3 shirt 'Bathing Orang Utan'. Laughed my ass off. After that it's back to more typical Japanese conversation. I learnt a word today KASA means UMBRELLA in Japanese. =3 Everybody say KASA.
KASEX. BAH. =.=

It's a pity I can't stay for more Otaku-Gamera-Tachan-NyangKo-Sinsei funny ass shit. Gotta go home and do my report. UGH@_@

Saturday in Singapore don't seem that bad afterall.

No Place Like Home

2007-04-26T19:53:00.000+08:00

Another summer day
has come and gone away
in Paris and Rome
but I wanna go home

Maybe surrounded by
a million people I
still feel all alone
I just wanna go home
oh I miss you, you know

And I've been all the letters that I wrote to you
each one a line or two
I'm fine baby how are you
Well I would send them
but I know that it's just not enough
my words were cold and flat
and you deserve more than that

Another aeroplane
another sunny place
I'm lucky I know
but I wanna go home
I've got to go home

Let me go home
I'm just too far from where you are
I wanna come home

And I feel like I'm just living someone else's life
it's like I just stepped outside
when everything was going right
and I know just why you could not
come along with me
but this was not your dream
but you always believed in me

Let me go home
I've had my run
baby I'm done
I gotta go home
let me go home
it'll all be alright
I'll be home tonight
I'm coming back home

I wanna go home!!!!
I was in the train on my way back just now, passed by Woodlands and Marsiling. I can clearly see buildings like City Square, AmBank, and all, I wish I'm on my way to Kranji to head back to JB. I miss Malaysia like crazy. I've got tears in my eyes but I curbed my feelings and try not to let it flow. I thought of Yvonne, how I must have gone mental if I were her. The report on entrepreneurship is such a bitch, I can't go back this weekend cause of that. UGH. Isn't TEP supposed to be doing nothing? No? Okay, no.

Joke of The Day

2007-04-26T16:09:00.000+08:00

The Joke of the Day
John(Lim) : I haven't been winning Minesweeper for the past one month already.
Silence.
Everbody: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
John(Lim): Cannot?

Vengeance is Funny

2007-04-25T23:06:00.000+08:00

Here's one for you.
Define your own style, just be yourself.

Sharmain the beauty queen and er?

P.S: Probably only worms are fond of her. Green ones. Best place to be is on the nose.

My cookie is nasty

2007-04-25T22:52:00.000+08:00

Oh Jesus Christ Almighty, do I feel alright?
No No slightly.
Oh well I guess I must have grumbled,
I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles.
Oh yes, I'm fine everything's just wonderful,
I'm having the time of my life.

My Collection

2007-04-23T22:58:00.000+08:00

Kenneth ripped it off friendster to add on to my collection.

And here comes Kenneth my No. 1 hit.

Waited a long time for this shot.

Part 2. I think I'm affiliated with this guy. Saw him twice in Starbucks, once in the bus and another time outside City Square, which is nothing but unfortunate. But he's No. 2 on my list!

He posted willingly for me. RICKY I don't know why LAH!
Jack faked it and made it No. 4 on my list!
It was tough collecting these jaws.
My dear cat with a free drawer.
Whoa!
Do send me your picture(preferably side view) if you think your jaw(protruding) fits my collection,or if you have friends with such prominent jawline/chin, whatever, DO NOT hesitate to do so! Be proud to be The Drawer Mouth Gang.
yes_no_101@hotmail.com =)

Another day in B406

2007-04-19T20:52:00.000+08:00

I am on blogspot! Yay, decided to create one blogspot cause MySpace isn't so user friendly in Singapore, AND Malaysians don't really blog. Bah-__-. Besides that, the main reason is, I'm doin' TEP this semester and I'm too bored.

TEP isn't that bad after all. With all those slacking and nonsense 'talkshow' held. The best thing about BSU is that Sharmain the prawn soup noodles aunty that sells dry noodles too and I get to set our own break time. TSK TSK. Simon will see us more often, yes. "Why are you all forever eating ah?" Haha, Megan can't stand our gluttony.

The joke of the day is when Hong Yao was asked whether he's attached he said "Yes". And you can imagine our facial expressions. So I asked him who and guess what he said? He said, " Ya, I'm on attachment what". HAHA HAHA. Can you imagine him saying that in his Curry Peng Kiap Kiap Tone and his protruding jaw???? LOL.

Played HangMan like non-stop and wrote PHARELL IS THE SEX YO on the white board.

Hmm, Team 3 and 4 will be moving to a bigger room tomorrow.=( Ugh. I got used to B406 already lah! And I hate the room lights, they're fuckin' bright. Can't be compared to Best Denki though. Gosh I hate that place. Places with bright lights just make me feel uncomfortable and gives me headache. Please don't ask me along if you wanna go to VivoCity, Marina Square or worse, Best Denki. Okay, who the hell will wanna go to Best Denki? Haha, this reminds me of a scene in X-Chromosome:
Girl: Daddy can you give me 400 pounds for no good reason?
Father: Sure, my dear daughter. There you go.
What the fuck? BE MY DAD!!!!

Hmm, I wanna join Kickboxing. Kickboxing, anyone?